Headlines for: 05-29-2002

Gee Wally, The Beaver’s Got Psoriasis LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) – Jerry Mathers may have played a pain in the butt on the 1950’s TV show Leave it to Beaver but now “The Beaver” suffers from a real pain on his butt – psoriasis.

Monarchy Screams For Ice Cream LONDON (Wireless Flash) – Prince Charles may soon dethrone Ben & Jerry’s as the king of ice cream. His Royal Highness is expected to release his own line of ice cream under

Harry Potter Does Disappearing Act In New Zealand ROTORUA, New Zealand (Wireless Flash) – Several Harry Potter fans in Rotorua, New Zealand, literally drew a blank when they tried to watch their recently-purchased copies of the video.

Crop Circle Researcher Suspicious Of Disney VANCOUVER, B.C. (Wireless Flash) – A contest promoting Mel Gibson’s upcoming flick, Signs, has crop circle experts seeing signs of a problem.

Real-Life Tenacious D Hopes To Render All Music Obsolete NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) – Tenacious D might call itself “the greatest band on earth” but one New York-based band has an even bigger boast: The greatest guitar solo of all-time.

Thwart Terrorists – With A Clear Mailbox NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) – Afraid of opening your mailbox for fear of losing an arm to a terrorist’s pipe bomb? Now you can order a terrorist- proof mailbox.

Pam Tillis’ Father’s Day Present: Records CD Of Dad’s Tunes NASHVILLE, Tenn. (Wireless Flash) – Country singer Pam Tillis is giving her dad, Mel Tillis, a gift that will keep on giving: She’s recorded a CD of his songs.

Skeptic Challenged By Sasquatch Sounds MINNEAPOLIS (Wireless Flash) – A documentary film-maker has what he thinks could be a box of audio tapes of Bigfoot’s “moaning cry” and he’s trying to get to the bottom of it – by going straight to a

Bacon-Scented Bubbles Among New Products For Pets GREENWICH, Conn. (Wireless Flash) – As if dogs need an excuse to chase after soap bubbles: Now a pet products company has created a device that sprays bacon-scented bubbles.

Flash Lites: Rip ‘N’ Read Pop Culture Recap THE HAGUE, Netherlands (Wireless Flash) – Sex toys aren’t just for humans because a Dutch company is marketing vibrators for sows. A spokesman for the Schippers company says its “MS-Reflexator” arousing the pigs

Around The Weird: Bizarre News Briefs NEWPORT, Ky. (Wireless Flash) – Whatever happened to “until death do us part?” A Kentucky man who has been dead for two years has just been granted a divorce from his still-living wife, according to the Cincinnati