TV Dads Ozzy and Homer Simpson: More Alike Than You Might Think
TV Dads Ozzy and Homer Simpson: More Alike Than You Might Think
NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) Ozzy Osbourne is the hottest new TV dad and he has a lot more in common with Homer Simpson than you might think. For instance, neither one seems like the dancing type, but Homer has been known to do the Baby Elephant Dance at baseball games and Ozzy likes to headbang at concerts. Other Ozzy and Homer similarities... Both like to crash out on the couch in front of the tube. Homers neighbor is friendly super-Christian Ned Flanders, while Ozzys former neighbor is friendly super-Christian Pat Boone. Homer once became a softball sensation with his homemade magic bat, and Ozzy once bit the head off a bat. And, finally, Homer once has crayon in his brain, while Ozzys noggin has the residue from years of hard drug use.
Tue 04-09-02