How to Choose a Screen Name
by "waterparkpirate," input by me put in italics.
Don't you just get downright frustrated when the last 50 screen names you wanted were taken, probably by a less deserving person? Well, here's a solution, in case you're all out of ideas.
In your screen name, include:
· anything to do with moshing
Moshing shows that you like to have fun, you like to get out there, among sweaty people who may or may not have worn deodorant.
· curse words (if censorship allows)
This shows how punk rock you are.
· clothing brands, such as Abercrombie and CK
You be biiig pimpin', spendin' cheese... On cool brand names!
· your REAL name
Then you wouldn't have to go through that "what's your name?" fiasco.
· any kind of music or band name, especially combined with...
- anything to do with wrestling
Do you smell what the Rock is cookin'?
- references to James Bond, like 007
- hot or sexy, etc; you get the idea; anything to do with physical traits
- names describing sex (ie guy, boy, girl, grrl, etc)
So if someone wants to flirt with you, neither of you will have to explain to the other, "you got the wrong idea, hun."
- any numbers, in the case that somebody already has that name, especially 69 (ie bluejoker6)
Extra points for 69420.
- stupidly misspelled words, in the case that the name is already taken
(ie FREEK)
Then you could be all creative and stuff.
instruments
(ie guitar, trombone, drums, etc)
It's even better if you play the instrument.
- name similar to somebody else's in an attempt to make people think you are
that person
(ie grouchofarts or blowjokersux or peezoid!)
Show your comedic side. REAL funny.
- anything to do with skating
(especially used with an 8, as in sk8erpunk)
- the following words:
- unity
- angel
- college
- princess
Even if you're a guy.
- kewl
Mispelling words shows how anarchistic and rebellious you are. Fuk da system!!!!
- pixystix
tell us your new screen name.
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