The Complete Idiot's Guide to
d e v i n c a n t e r b e r r y
Well first of all, lets get the basics.
"WHAT?!! YOU DONT WATCH TV?!!!" Yeah yeah I know that's what you're thinking. I don't really watch that much TV. Every
now and then I'll catch a movie or two, but never those sitcoms or music videos.
Gender Male
Birthdate September 10, 1985
Race Caucasian
Height 5'11
Weight 155 lbs
Eyes Blue/Green
Hair Brown
Skin Light
Style Independent
Hobbies Guitar, Website, Gaming
Grade Sophomore (10th)
GPA 3.85
I spend most my time doing one of three things: Playing my guitar (a 3-year interest which has brought me much attention
from family and friends), working on this website (which I seem to have neglected for the past month or so, as of July 4, 2000),
or playing a game of some sort (namely, Ultima Online).
This is, of course, my summer schedule. I just sit home and don't go anywhere often. Just kick back and relax,
enjoy the solitude while it lasts. When school comes back around, chances are, I'll find something else to do.
In high school mentality, I can be classified by many as a 'freak'. Uh huh.. freak huh? Whatever you say. It
really just depends on who you're looking at here. Different 'groups' (remember, high school mentality) see people in
very different ways. Smart people might see the dumb people as inferior. There may even be seperate 'groups' for the two. They
classify a person as a whole with another 'group'. That's the problem with the human race. We seem to classify a person according
to the group that we see them fit into in our own minds. I guess it's a natural thing where the brain tries to group things,
I don't know.
Okay, enough philosophy...
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I am what some call an 'abstract thinker'. Take something ordinary, like a spoon, and hand it to me. I start to wonder
about the light bending off the spoon and making my head look big as I stare into it. Then I'll sit there for an hour thinking
up weird questions about life and religion that can never be answered. It's VERY hard to explain the way I think, that was just
an example.
I try to be as light-hearted and kind as I can be, but when something really ticks me off, I get pretty rude. When writing,
I try to be formal. When talking, I try to be casual. When talking on the phone, I sound like I'm bored to death. When in public,
I may first start off to be shy, but once that first stage is broken, I'll tell you anything and we can go anywhere I don't
care. Online, I can and will start a conversation instantly, it doesn't matter WHO it is. Unless they TALK LIKE THIS AND DONT
STOP YELLING AT ME. I give advice based on theory half the time. I base all my philosophical and religious speaking on theory.
I know very little facts about the world, the universe, or religion.
I show emotions very little of the time, and only in extreme situations. If you see me crying or screaming in hate, you
know something is terribly wrong. As I said, physical emotions for me kick in at extreme situations. I don't know why.. If you
see me, I will have a solemn look on my face unless I am laughing.
I REALLY hate flies, ants, and ticks. The only reason is, THEY ANNOY THE @#$@ OUT OF ME. There has been at least one
fly in my room for the past week. Every time I come over here to type, there it is. Landing on my fingers, my monitor, my hat,
my keyboard, my food, my mouse, my camera, my phone, you name it that fly has set its feet on there.
By the way, I'm a songwriter, as well as a guitarist. I try to write things for this band I'm trying to get together.
Been through so many names, it's insane. Insanity was the first I EVER decided on. That was 5 years ago. *laughs* Lately, the
prevailing name is, believe it or not, TwUni. TwUni OE, so Justin and I decided, is too much abbreviated.
I try to have a decent sense of humor, and I will laugh at just about anything (even my own corny jokes). Justin and I,
at least, have a habit of coming up with insane scenarios on actually dull situations. I think he's an abstract thinker as well.
For example, we could be sitting in a car stopped at a red light. Next thing I know, he turns to me and says 'See that car behind
us? It's not really a car. It's a government coverup for a secret alien mission in Farmerville. The antenna? No no that's for the
transmission to let them know that the package has been delivered. They know we're watching. In a few minutes it's going to pull
up to us and blow out the tires and we're going to go off a cliff and die." Wellllllll...... maybe not that extreme but you get
the idea. Maybe something like "that baby right there can speak ten different languages." *I walk over to the baby* "Hello"
*baby answers "gaga"* "Oh? (that's japanese)" *baby: "goo grrrr bah bazzle"* "You see, he just said 'I am the President' in Candanese!
I TOLD YOU"
Well I hope you all got a good laugh at this guide to me. Hope it came in handy for whatever reason you looked at it.
I'll be going now, but you go ahead and stick around. There's got to be SOMETHING you haven't seen...