Teeny Profile- JC
All mistake's are the teeny's own. Come on now. Did you really think I'd spell trilogy Trilliogy?


Vital Facts ALL JC Fans Must Know:
Well... vital? What're you saying, that if I don't remember the exact time of his birth, the SS will swing by and beat me up? Dude, that sucks.

Full Name: Joshua Scott Chasez(Shuh-zay)

Nicknames: JC, Big Daddy, Mr. Serious, Mr. Casual, Mr. Sleepy, Shazaam, Frankenstein
How can you be both Mr. Serious *and* Mr. Casual? And why isn't Hitler on this list?

Birthdate: August 8, 1976 (12:15 PM)
My life is now complete. Come August 8 next year, I'll be throwin' him a little partaaaay at 12:15 EXACTLY.

Birthplace: Washington DC

Hometown: Bowie, Maryland
This is a random question, but why is his hometown Bowie, but he says he's from DC? Does he just mean that DC is where his mom gave birth? No, I know that wasn't funny. I was serious. I want to know.

Current Residence: Orlando, Florida

Ethnic Descent: Irish & French
That annoys me. We're Americans. We're all mongrels. Ethnic Descent: who the hell knows? Would be more accurate. Sorry. Rant off.

Parents' Names: Karen & Roy

Siblings: Heather(2yrs younger) & Tyler(5yrs younger)
We have standards. No making fun of people who can't help being famous. Not that they deserve it, or anything. We wouldn't know. We aren't touching the issue.

Pets: None

Height: 5'10.5"
And a fucking half?

Weight: 150 lbs.
Suuuuuure, Chasez, sure.

Hair Color: Brown

Eye Color: Blue
At least she doesn't list them as "Steely blue" or "Blue/hazel" or "Caribbean Blue".

Hobbies: Sleeping, Collecting Hard Rock Cafe Menu's From All Over the World, rollerblading, karate & turning their songs to little jazz versions
Question: why do people capitalize random words? Is "From All Over the World" a restaurant or an area? Then it would make sense. Second question: he does karate? Wow. I had no idea. Wouldn't you love to see him go mano a mano with Buffy?

High School: Bowie HS

Belly Button: Innie
That's so... I mean, dude, I'm glad it's in. But I really didn't want or need to know.

Clothing Style: Conservative Chaos
All right, fine. Then my clothing style is I Have More Clothes Than Any Other Three People Combined And Still I Have Nothing To Wear.

Fav. Clothing Design Mark: Guess & NIKE

Fav. Peice of Clothing: Leather Jacket
That is such a LIE. Sleeveless shirts. We know it, you know it. Admit it.

Undies: Tommy Hilfiger

Pajamas: Calvin Clein
He's so cheap. You know he can afford the real deal and he's still buying the Hong Kong knockoff version. And then he has the nerve to complain about Napster. Pssssh.

Shoe SizeS: 11 & 12
Wait, wait. You're saying his feet are different sizes? More information I could have lived without.

ShAmpoo: TiJi
You know what scares me? That the "journalists" who ask this kind of question actually do have some kind of formal training. It's just unreal.

Fav. Food: Chinese

Fav. Drink: Water
That can't be true. No one's favorite drink is water. You drink it because you know it's good for you. I bet he said Smirnoff and they wouldn't print it.

Fav. Hot Drink: Tea

Fav. Flavor of Ice Cream: Mint Chocolate Chip & Cookie Dough
That's a combination?

Fav. Flavor of Jelly Beans: Cotton Candy, Pear, Rootbeer

Fav. Snack Food: Tostitos w/Cheese Dip

Fav. Cereal: LIFE

Fav. Book: "Message in a Bottle" & "The Hobbit"
Please tell me someone made that up. Message in a Bottle? Have you ever read it? It's not just that it's a sappy girly romance. He can like that if he wants. But it's poorly written. It is, quite frankly, bad. This says bad things about your taste, dude.

Fav. Author: Shakespeare
Liar. No one's favorite author is Shakespeare. He probably said "Hugh Hefner" and they censored it.

Fav. Movies: Star Wars Trilliogy, Indiana Jones Series, & The Never Ending Story
Real answer: Deep Throat, Shaving Ryan's Privates, Bi Curious.

Fav. Actor: Harrison Ford

Fav. Actress: Meg Ryan

Fav. TV Show: South Park/Party of Five/Friends
He likes Party of Five. That's it. I give up. He's a girl. A sappy girl.

Fav. Friends Character: Monica
You know, that tells me more about him than the rest of this crap combined. Monica. That so figures.

Fav. Disney Movie: "The Apple Dumpling Gang"

Fav. Childhood Cartoon: Thundercats
Hey! Good taste makes an appearance!

Fav. Disney Character: Pluto
Somehow that makes sense.

Fav. Model: Naomi Campbell
That was a question? His favorite model? Wow. Can you get any triter?

Fav. Colors: Blue, Black, & Orange

Fav. Sport: Football

Fav. Team: Washington Redskins

Fav. Nsync Song: (It changes day to day)

Fav. Song: Fragile

Fav. Musician: Sting

Fav. Band: Lenny Kravitz
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA. Please. Please. No more. So Sting is a musician, but Lenny is an entire band? All by himself? I wonder how you know. I mean... Madonna. Musician, or band?

First Album: Led Zeplin 4

First Concert Attended: MC Hammer
The first CD I ever bought was MC Hammer. I'm pleased that others believed the hype, as I did.

Fav. Spice Girl: Scary Spice

Jc's name if he was a Spice Girl: SLEEPY SPICE
No, actually it's Boring Spice.

Fav. Kind of Pet: Dog

Fav. Kind of Dog: Boxers & Great Danes
Hmmm... he's into drooling.

Fav. Toy 4 the Road: Yo-Yo
I so want to make a sex toy joke here. But I'll refrain.

Fav. Childhood Toys: Legos & a raggedy Andy, that JC's grandmother made 4 him
Again, the Legitimate Target rule comes into play.

Fav. Video Game System: Dreamcast

Fav. Video Game: Ready 2 Rumble

Fav. Video Game of ALL TIME: Pac-Man
Old school, huh? I bet he really liked the PacMan moment in "Mope". "Hey, PacMan! What's up?" "Me, you bitches! I'm high on crack!" He was like "Dude, that's like... me!"

Fav. Video Game Character: Afro Thunder

Fav. Body Bit: Ears & Hair
His own or someone elses?

Least Fav. Body Bit: Arms & Chest
That is such a BLATANT lie. His favorite body bits are his arms and his ass. He loves his arms. He worships them. Stroke those arms. Love them!

Fav. Holiday: Christmas

Fav. School Subject: Lunch
So funny.

Least Fav. School Subject: Grammar
No shit, Mr. "Learn me".

Good Grades: Not the best grades...

Strict Parent on School: mom

Camp: BiBle Camp in Black Rock, Pennsylvania
We also refrain from joking about religion. Because we want to be a uniter, not a divider.

Fav. Childhood Memory: Playing hide-and-go-seek in the laundry basket at home.
Wow, that was either a really huge laundry basket or young Josh was very easily amused.

Fav. thing about being in a group: THE FRIENDSHIP
Real answer: The nookie.

Fav. Place 2 Visit: Colorado

Car: Black Jeep Cherokee

Collects: Hard Rock Cafe Menu's From All Over The World

Religion: Christian

Sign: Leo

Biggest Like: SLEEP
Real answer: head.

Biggest Dislike: LIARS & NEEDLES

Fear: Needles
I could help him with that. I won't, but I could. Some simple relaxation techniques and some self-hypnosis and he'd be good to go. Within a month or two he'd be ready to start shooting up.

Most Discusting Habit: He Bites His Nails
That is pretty discusting.

Most Memorable Gift from a Fan: 15-pg. Poem (damn! that's long! lol)
Do you think you'd laugh or just feel embarrassed?

Instruments JC Can Play: Piano(self-taught =) & Guitar

Inspirations: Brian McKnight, Sting, Seal, Stevie Wonder, Billie Holiday & more
He's such a girl.

Current Dream: To record a song that becomes a classic.
I don't know, man. I don't think you can top Digital Getdown.

Past Experience: TV: "The All New Mickey Mouse Club(MMC) (1991-1994; seasons 4-7) , "Emerald Cove" (1993) portrayed: Clarence "Wipeout" Adams, MMC In Concert (1993), THEATER: Phantom of the Opera (1995)
He was in the Phantom? Really? What did he play?

:) Fun Fact #1: JC takes a yo-yo w/him on the road & can do a lot of tricks.
Wow, that is a fun fact.

:) Fun Fact #2: JC notices a girl's eyes & lips first.
How dumb does he think we are? This is only true if he names your left boob 'eyes' and your right one 'lips'.

:) Fun Fact #3: This girl has to be serious, kind, patient, & confident.
Real answer: "Big boobs, dumb as a post and the younger the better."

:) Fun Fact #4: JC says on of the coolest things about being famous is getting free ice cream at McDonalds.
He is just the cheapest person alive.

;) Cute Fact #1: JC sleeps w/a stuffed animal.
Did you know that there actually are people with a stuffed animal fetish? Horrifying but true.

;) Cute Fact #2: JC sings in the shower.
How the hell is that cute? I sing in the shower. It's not cute. People have told me so.

:) Interesting Fact #1: JC wears a necklace w/his sign.
Yeah, we've sort of noticed, Guido.

:) Interesting Fact #2: JC misses his bed when he's on the road.
THUD!!!! "Dude! Fuck, are you okay?" "Yeah, I'm okay. I just missed my bed. Only by an inch, but it was enough."

:) Interesting Fact #3: JC was on the MMC w/fellow Nsyncer, Justin Timberlake, Britney Spears, Christina Augilera, & Keri Russell. Although very close with all of the cast of MMC, his best friends on the show were Tony & Dale. He also once dated, (not anymore) Ashley Nichole Deloach, better known as Nikki, which is now part of the music group, "Innocense".

:) Interesting Fact #4: If JC wasn't a singer, he said he would be either an architect or a carpenter.

:) Interesting Fact #5: JC would love to go to Moracco to see the elephants.
Uh- what? What? He wants to go to Morocco to see the elephants? What? I'm confused. Morocco? Elephants? But... But Morocco doesn't have any. I mean, maybe a few in a zoo. But there are no wild herds roaming the countryside. Weird.

;) Crazy Fact #1: JC dances & makes faces at himself while looking at the mirror.

;) Crazy Fact #2: JC can make his ears glow.
And how does he do that exactly? Is he Atomic Man?

;) Little Known Fact #1: JC's a phoneaholic & movieholic.

;) Little Known Fact #2: JC talks in his sleep.

CONTACT JC!!!!!: JC's nsync website address: jc@nsync.com
Dear JC,

What do you mean, you want to go to Morocco to see the elephants? Are you aware that there are none?

Just trying to shelter you from a crushing disappointment,
KD


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