2. "Your eyes are red because you cried" is:
Sheer lyrical genius, almost painful in its intensity.
Embarrassing.
Painful. Not because of its genius, though.

3. Stealing- uh, collecting Hard Rock Cafe menus is:
Lame as hell. Who does that?
Better than collecting old shoes, I guess. If only marginally.
Sweet and adorable- if you spotted someone sneaking out of a HRC with a menu hidden under his shirt, you'd want to hug and kiss him.

4. Wild Orchid is:
A really bad soft-porn movie with Micky Rourke.
The best thing to happen to music since NSYNC!
A girl group JC wrote some crappy songs for.

5. Are you planning on buying Wild Orchid's new album?
I've pre-ordered my twelve copies.
No.
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! Yeah. Right after I pick up Aaron's Party.

6. Dead animals should be:
Scraped off the highway by menials making minimum wage.
Buried with the utmost respect.
Worn, as pants if possible.

7. As every woman knows, the most attractive part of a man's body is:
Arms.
The contents of his wallet.
Depends on the guy. But his personality is the most important anyway. No, really.

8. The worst part about NSYNC is:
The people who are in it.
The lame ballads.
The fact that JC has to share his glory with lesser-talented folk.

9. Your favorite book is:
Message in a Bottle, or anything by Nicholas Sparks.
Something pretentious that has the words 'tapestry' or 'mandolin' in the title.
Bridget Jones, or anything by Helen Fielding.

10. If you're completely honest, your favorite tv show is:
The Simpsons.
Anything on the Weather Channel.
South Park.

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