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DaimlerChrysler Vehicles to Feature Minority-Detecting Locks
The DaimlerChrysler Corporation has promised to include minority-detecting locks on their more expensive car models, including the Mercedes S-class, the Chrysler 300M, and the Dodge Viper, by 2002.  The special mechanism is designed to recognize minorities near the vehicle and lock the car doors before a situation can arise.
   "A lot of our Caucasian customers have explained the fear they feel when a African-American or Latino walks near their car while stopped at a light," said a DaimlerChrysler spokesman.  "We had this system put in to comfort and keep them safe."
   The system, called BlackOut, utilizes hidden melanin sensors around the car.  Once a sensor recognizes a being with high levels of melanin, it triggers the door locks.
   S-class owner Franklin Crane is pleased with the new technology.
   "I used to be terrified of driving, especially through rough areas," he said.  "One time I was adjusting the temperature of the heated seats when I looked up and noticed a colored man walking along the sidewalk only ten feet away.  I locked my doors just in time.  He had his baseball cap on backwards, so, as you can imagine, it was quite unnerving."
   The system is not without it faults.  It is unable to detect Asian-Americans and Albino minorities because of levels of melanin similar to Caucasians.
   "There are some kinks to work out," said the spokesman.  "We’re seeing if we can create some sort of pants-bagginess detector, so that Caucasians and others who act in an African-American manner can be perceived by the sensors."
   Other detection targets being considered are hair gel, faded hairdos, shirts buttoned only at the top button, and Fila sneakers.
   DaimlerChrysler warns that with the first version of BlackOut, although drivers will be able to let their guard down a bit, they will still have to be aware of the aforementioned loopholes.
   "I’m just looking forward to being able to concentrate more on the road, and not entirely on the persons on the side of the road," said Crane.  "I feel safer already."
 

No need to be wary any longer.

 
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