Sound; Have I ever mentioned that I sit next to the only copier that works in the entire company? Imagine having to try and contrate while there's always copies being made, people talking to me (I was interrupted while typing this by a copying person, funny that), people thinking that I know how to fix whatever's wrong. Although I do know how to fix it now, because people have asked me so often.
Sight; People coming up to me all morning...no, that's meetings at 3 so we'll have time to get your reports together... well, the CEO has a scheduling conflict at 3, so we've moved the meeting to 11, can you get everything done by then? No, I can't. But I'll try. The meeting is in 10 minutes. The reports aren't finished. I guess they'll have to live with it. I don't control how fast our software runs. So I just gave them a slightly older copy with a tad bit of incorrect information on them. They'll receive the right ones this afternoon.
Taste; Coffee. Club Sandwich for lunch.
Touch; Casual Friday means Birkenstocks, baby! my feet are blissful.
Smell; Back Fat wore way too much perfume today.
Receipts and tissues.
A little bit of explaination here... I cleaned out my purse during a break, something I rarely do (as you'll soon see.) I started feeling like a prisoner who was giving over all of their personal belongings upon entering prison, so it took on a bit of that feel. I have no idea what this shit says about me. What do you think it says?
1 Nature Valley Granola Bar - Oats n' Honey for inebriated ingestion later this evening.
$16.00 American - 3 fives and one single. Probably containing more germs than my home toilet.
1 unformatted 3M high density floppy - To hold today's photos after formatting.
1 receipt from Eckerd's for $1.43 - Color and permed hair shampoo, Eckerd brand (compare to ThermaSilk) because it was half off.
1 M.A.C. lipstick - Paramount (shade), only one third left in tube.
1 wallet with keyring attached - Leather three fold with snaps, silhouettes of naked girls in silver on front, phrase originally stating "Trucking Girls" has been defaced to read "Fucking Girls." Five keys on keyring, being known to collect keys, I removed excess keys last week, including key to very first apartment.
1 bun magic hair twister - Obsolete now that my hair is long enough to bun on it's own. Remains in the mortuary of the purse.
2 hair barrettes - Also in the mortuary of the purse, reason being that they give the wearer a migraine after 15 minutes.
1 empty lollipop wrapper - Flavor grape, obtained for bank February 29th, thrown out.
1 M&M wrapper - The wrapper refused to state how it got there in the first place, thrown out.
1 used tissue - thrown out.
1 half empty bottle of WellButrin - Belonging to an individual that it NOT the owner of this purse. Was passed to me as a drug to assist me to cease smoking. Instead caused fainting spells. Thrown away after list was made.
1 Pep Boys receipt for $3.72 from 11/19/99 - Brake fluid, motor oil, and another brake fluid.
1 garnet ring - I can't type while wearing it.
1 pair of costume jewelry earrings - Worn at father's wedding. Removed and forgotten about.
1 small silver stud earring - lost until list was made. Squealed with delight when discovered.
1 Blow Pop - Watermelon flavor.
1 Detangling comb - Missing teeth.
2 Hair toothed slides - Causes headache, sent to the mortuary of the purse after one wearing.
1 Key - Father-in-law's home.
1 Christmas List - thrown out.
1 Confirmation of husbands addition to Health Insurance - Kept for future filing.
6 Paycheck stubs - Kept for future filing.
1 Business card - Obtaining from jack ass who hit me last month.
1 Check cashing receipt from 10/16/99 - thrown out.
1 Entry printed for proofreading - phone number written in eyeliner makes this a keeper. Unidentifiable number.
7 Pages of Tollhouse cookie recipes, printed for Christmas. Thrown out.
1 Check stub from flexible spending account refund - Kept for filing.
1 Scrap sheet of paper - Containing design ideas for future page design. Kept.
1 Printed picture - My next tattoo, Vargas girl. Thigh piece.
3 Printed pages - Containing instructions on how to do an African head wrap called "galees."
1 Pep Boys receipt from 12/20/99 - Wiper blades. Thrown out.
1 Bill - 3 years past due in the amount of $400.00. Spit on.
1 List - Doctor's participating in health plan.
1 Quik Trip receipt - $3.01 for gasoline.
1 Packet of YamaMotoYama Green Tea - For sore throat last winter.
1 Ritz Carlton receipt - Wedding memento.
