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Sight; Steve Buscemi(sp?) rerun hosting Saturday Night Live is on Comedy Central. Have I ever mentioned that I'm a CC addict. Quick! 10ccs of CC! That wasn't as funny on the monitor as it was in my mind. Taste; Instant mashed potatos kick the ass of any other food. Touch; My bra was too small. I just have to throw away my old ones, but when laundry is low, they come in so damned handy.
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February
17, 2000 Number of days it's been since Casa has hit on me: .5 Number of days it's been since my ginny has had company: 24 Number of days it's been since I've been insulted by a stranger on a mailing list: .5 Number of days it's been since the people at Caribou have gotten my coffee right in the morning: 4 Number of days it's been since we've been to the grocery: 36, take out anyone? Number of days it's been since that smell has mingered in the fridge, threatening to overtake the entire apartment everytime we open the door: 16 Number of days it'll probably be until I clean it: 4 Number of days until my next three day weekend: 1, can you believe we get President's Day Number of days it's been since anyone's signed my notify list: 3 Number of days it's been since the cats have shit on the floor: 1 Number of days it's been since I called my mother: 1, that oughta keep her for anwhile.  I don't want to be online when Adam gets off work because I spent all last night staring at the monitor. It's not like he isn't 4 feet away, but I still like to make the effort. I can't believe that this is happening.. I have no money to help, but I honestly wish I had. I adore the Witch, and her words never fail to make me nod. Adam just called, on his way home, listen if you will, to the conversation of a stoner couple; Adam: Hey sweetie, just wanted to let you know I'm on my way. Sarah: Hey baby, could you pick up something to eat on the way home? I forgot to go to the grocery and plus I'd have to clean out the fridge first. I have a three day weekend coming up so I think I'll get around to it then. Adam: Did you pick up the baking soda. Sarah: Nope, forgot and didn't take enough money this morning. Had to borrow three dollars for cigarettes on the way home. Adam: Burgers okay? Sarah: Yup, but get something sweet, because if we eat burgers this early, and don't have sweet munchies later, we'll have to go back out for more burgers. And they say marijuana affects the brain! Jesus christ. This is another thing that bothers, I have basically no energy to go off into a full rant here, but why are there no women in "adult shops"? I am sick and fucking tired of being the only woman at Inserection. Wait, maybe it's the shop's name. Okay, it's totally the name. So here's my idea. I start a support group for women who like porn, W.W.L.P. We'll storm Southern Nights and Inserection wearing pink and bows and holding hands, picking up titles like "Butt Nuggets" and giggling like schoolgirls. I'm not making up Butt Nuggets either. That's something you'd never want to hear come out of a kitchen. Tangent, sorry. Years ago, I'd actually gotten a job at a porn shop, they put me on the graveyard shift and it freaked me out. Can you picture who comes into porn shops at 2 in the morning? I never showed back up, and didn't go back into the store until my hair had grown out and changed color so they wouldn't recognize me. It was funny to me that once I ran into someone I knew going inside another porn shop, and I actually said "I'm just here to get a bong." Now, given that choice, would you say you were there for porn or drugs? Feel free to let me know. Talk to me. Let me know what I should do, god knows I can't think for myself.
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