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Sound; Back Fat is up to TWO doctors appointments
and it's only 10:30 am.
Sight;
Mental images of gangrene.
Taste;
The guys at Caribou put vanilla in my coffee this morning. I loathe
flavored coffees.
Touch;
Open-toed shoes that I have apparently outgrown since last summer.
I have them off my feet under the desk.
Smell;
Someone in Customer Service smells like pee.
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February
16, 2000
Massive streptococcus infection and gangrene, I wonder if they infected
both sexes equally.
I found this sitting in my
printer three days ago and never send it. I took it with me to smoke
this morning and was mesmerized, and my mother always taught me to share.
By the by, my camera's battery is charging, and I'll have recent photos
later this evening.
Bite wounds: Don't let your patients leave with the wrong impression
BY J**** R. H***** MD, JD, CLINICAL INSTRUCTOR OF SURGERY, DEPARTMENT
OF EMERGENCY MEDICINE, UNIVERSITY OF I*******, COLLEGE OF MEDICINE AT
P*****; AND J*** G. Z*******, MD, JD MPH, LLD (HON), ADJUNCT PROFESSOR
OF LAW, G********* UNIVERISTY LAW CENTER, W********* D*, AND ASSOCIATE
PROFESSOR OF PREVENTATIVE MEDICINE, UNIVERSITY OF M****** SCHOOL OF
MEDICINE, B********, M*.
Bites and stings from various types of animals are common in the
emergency department. While allergic reactions to insect stings are
probably the most common problem we see from bites and stings, there
are other significant potential problems. We also commonly see bite
wounds from humans, dogs, cats, and various other animals that have
a high risk of infection, loss of function, amputation, and even death
if not promptly and correctly treated. Because of this risk of adverse
outcomes, bite wounds represent a significant area of malpractice risk
for emergency physicians. Appropriate management and follow-up care
can minimize complications and reduce the emergency physicians' malpractice
risks.
Human Bites Case No 1: Stupid Drunk Old Man v. United States.
In Stupid Drunk Old Man, the plaintiff alleged that he had been negligently
diagnosed and treated for a human bite wound on the middle finger of
his right hand. The injury ultimately required a partial amputation
of the finger, a complication that the plaintiff alleged was the result
of negligent diagnosis and treatment of his injury. There were three
components to the patient's claim. First, he alleged that the emergency
physician at the Big Unnamed Veterans Hospital (the "VA" Hospital) failed
to properly diagnose and treat his injured finger. Second, he alleged
that he medical staff, in general, "failed to properly instruct him
as to wound care upon discharge." Finally, he alleged that, as a result
of the physicians negligence, he developed a GANGRENE INFECTION and
a portion of this finger had to be amputated.
The court's recitation of the facts was quite detailed. The plaintiff,
a 41-year-old male, made arrangements to meet his ex-wife for dinner.
While waiting for his wife, the plaintiff, "for reasons unknown," decided
to pass the time in a local tavern. While in the bar, he had several
drinks and struck up a conversation with an unknown woman. Upon leaving
the bar alone, he encountered his new acquaintance on the street. Some
sort of altercation ensued in which the plaintiff suffered an injury
to the distal end of his right middle finger.
(Skipping more inane uninteresting parts of the case for your pleasure.)
...On this second visit, the Stupid Drunk Old Man was seen by Dr. Paid
Alot, an orthopedic resident at the time. The patient told the resident
that "he had been in a fight a few days earlier and had been struck
on the finger." He also said that "he had been drinking and could not
recall exactly how he had injured his finger." Dr Paid Alot examined
the finger and found it to be "grossly discolored, swollen, and full
of foul-smelling parulence [sic]." The patient was admitted and prepped
for irrigation and debridement of the fracture. The operating surgeon's
report indication a preoperative and postoperative diagnosis of "infected
open tuft fracture of the right long finger." The wound was packed open,
and the patient was given antibiotics. The following day, a dressing
change revealed "widespread infection" and the patient was taken back
to the operating room for an amputation of the middle and distal phalanx
of the finger. The subsequent pathology report noted a massive streptococcus
infection and gangrene." The patient underwent numerous postoperative
irrigations and debridements of the stump due to persistent infection.
After the amputation, the medical record for the first time mentioned
a diagnosis of a "bite" or "human bite."
At trial, Stupid Drunk Old Man's vocational rehabilitation expert testified
that, due to his injury, Stupid Drunk Old Man had to give up working
as a waiter (his previous occupation) and take a lighter type of work
at 50% decrease in wages. In addition, according to the expert, plaintiff
would ever again be able to work as a waiter because of the physical
appearance of his hand. The court took note that Stupid Drunk Old Man's
rehabilitation expert's failed to make note of some important facts:
numerous previous injuries due to fights, drug dependency, failure to
cooperate with physical therapy, and a previous felony conviction on
a drug charge and third-degree assault.
...The court concluded that it was not negligent for Dr. First Doctor
to See Stupid Drunk Old Man to conclude, given the information available
to her, that the patient had suffered a gunshot wound, rather than a
bite.
....The court also concluded that it was negligent for Dr. First Doctor
to See Stupid Drunk Old Man to fail to prescribe antibiotics and this
negligence was the proximate cause of the plaintiff's injury. The patient's
$20,000 in damages was reduced to $10,000 because his own negligence
contributed to the adverse outcome.
And that's only one case out of this paper. There's cat bites and hog
bites and no antibiotics anywhere. I don't have the energy to type anymore.
But this FASCINATED me. Hopefully it wasn't too droll, or too routine
for anyone who deals with things like this on a daily basis. I love
my job sometimes.
What kind of drooling moron do you have to be to not notice "grossly
discolored, swollen, and full of foul-smelling parulence [sic]?" Jesus
Christ, Big Daddy and the Spook!
Though, the doctor should have prescribed antibiotics because there
was not definite cause that could be determined for the injury. Cover
all your bases, including your own ass. Then the Stupid Drunk Old Man
wouldn't be out spending someone else's $10,000, shuffling his bills
around with three fingers. The mental image makes me snicker and I feel
awful when I do, but this just leads back to taking blame for you own
mistakes.
Okay. I've got pictures of Casa and Back Fat. I'm having a moral dilemma,
should I call Dr. Laura? I can't decide if I want to post them or not.
You tell me.
My humble apologies for not updating yesterday, Adam called me from
home around lunch and told me he was sick. So I stopped and rented a
few movies, Stir of Echoes, Chasing Amy, and Trainspotting. Adam had
said he wanted to see Chasing Amy and Trainspotting again recently,
and Stir of Echoes just came out. What I really wanted to rent was Death
Car.
It was wonderful, no one was in the store but me, so I traipsed around,
trying to remember what it was that Adam had mentioned. Everytime I
saw one of my favorite films I kept thinking to myself, "I have got
to talk about this in today's entry." What a geek I am. I stopped myself
from pulling out a pen and making notes.
So, from what I can remember, which isn't much, see these films;
Death and the Maiden
Absolute Beginners
Freeway
Mr. Frost
See, I told you I couldn't remember that much. And I wasn't even inebriated
in an form. I'm so disappointed in my feeble little mind.
So, the husband is sick, I couldn't even lure him into bed with the
sultry whisper in his ear..."I've stopped sloughing." What man can resist
that?!? Adam can. Although he made up for it this morning by standing
in the shower having just turned off the water, bare assed and dripping,
and telling me (paraphrased for younger readers) that I better just
be waiting when he gets home tonight. I'll take that to mean that he's
feeling a little better.
I joined a few mailing lists and my first webring. I can tell you already
that I was disillusioned enough to believe that anyone would respond
to my first message out there. Which most likely could have been construed
as pompous and self-righteous. Which I'm not. The topic just happens
to get my back up. Guess what it is.
Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire?
People are just screaming sexist at the drop of a hat. Which makes me
feel self righteous and I feel like screaming back...
Men and women are not the same, physically or mentally. Celebrate these
differences instead of finger wagging at anything that points this out.
I love the fact that I am the owner of a vagina. God help anyone unhappy
enough that they will get angry because people don't turn a blind eye
to our differences.
This does not include injustices based on sex race creed or religion.
I'm talking about Miss America, commercials focused at women, men who
enjoy looking at women, these are NOT sexist things.
Sexism is being paid less on the basis of your gender. Sexism is a court
siding with a man because the woman was wearing a short skirt and invited
rape.
Sexism is NOT "Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire?".
Talk to me. Let me know what I should do, god knows I can't think for
myself.
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