for
3/31/2001
Writer's Note: Appologies that this is being written late, today being the first of April, not March 31, as dated.
I have a simple question for you: Who would you rather have running the world--people with good sex lives, or those with barely-or-non-existant ones?
"There's nothing you can do that can't be done./Nothing you can sing that can't be sung./
Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game./
It's easy...."
How many people, as caterers at a formal Israeli/Palestinian peace talk, would be heartened to overhear Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon and Palestinian Authority President Yasser Arafat offhandedly joking about their sex lives? "No seriously--she sounds just like an owl..." Yes, yes I know.
"Nothing you can make that can't be made./No one you can save that can't be saved./
Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be you in time./
It's easy...."
96. That, according to a survey by the Durex people, is how many times, on average, people around the world have sex in one year. 96. There are 365 days in a year, people. Only 4% claimed to make love every day...
"Nothing you can know that isn't known./Nothing you can see that isn't shown./
Nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be./
It's easy...."
I think I see a pattern here. This poor, undersexed world is coming apart at the seams, and all of it because we, the people, simply aren't doing it enough. How many of you have loved your neighbor? Your friend? How many have let a crush go on too long, without doing anything about it? Can't find a good man, ladies? Make one! There are a million "almost great" guys out there, and you're probably friends with three.
It's not as if there isn't plenty of info out there...
Imagine a world where nobody gets up until 10, at least, on a Sunday morning, and the streets are calm and empty with the implied coupling inside the sun flecked windows. Wouldn't that be grand? How hard would it be to staunch the negativity, the degredation, the personal insensitivity, if we were all walking around with those dopy "I got laid" grins on our faces all day, every day? Imagine. Imagine all the people.
There's not enough of it happening out there, my friends. Not nearly enough.
All you need is sex (All together, now!)/All you need is sex. (Everybody!)/
All you need is sex, sex./
Sex is all you need (sex is all you need)....
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