FURTHER PROOF THAT THE INTERNET EXISTS
for
12/4/1999
"If I Were a Carpenter"


The leaves have all fallen
They're wet on the ground
The sky is mottled and grey
It's frequently such as day
In Boston city MA
But it's December the plain old 4th
And I'm longing to be up north
I'm dreaming of a cold Christmas
One of the sort I used to know
Where it's below, say, thirty
And the sky's not so dirty
Hell, sometimes there's even been snow
I'm dreaming of a cold Christmas
Every time I open the door
Good holidays 'til we're all drinking Ensure
And may none of your Decembers seem as poor

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