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FURTHER PROOF THAT THE INTERNET EXISTS
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10/30/1999
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"Manifest"
We try to make things that we won't be embarassed about later. Most of the time, we fail.
I suppose you're all wondering why I've written this page. Frankly, so am I. Don't leave yet; I'm not done.
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I always knew I'd end up writing a web page sooner or later. It's almost a class definition in our society, like the primitive ape-man hitting himself with a bone to prove he can use tools. And, indeed, many first efforts seem as futile. This page is intended not to resemble such trash, but, hell aren't they all? You're right; they're not.
My first step was to consult Yahoo!...
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...the absolute authority on less-than one-quarter of what's on the internet, for free web page hosting. Despite its shortcomings, Yahoo! came through with Internet Trash (alias netgarbage.com, among others). I'm obligated to put a plug in for them, but I'd like to stress that I made the I-Trash choice of my own free will....
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The nuts and bolts, however, are not important. They say, "content is king," as far as the internet goes and, while it's obviously not true, I'm willing to operate on this premise. With any luck, this site will win a visit from His Majesty as updates continue. Updates will, hopefully, come once a week, in the form of a new opening essay and direct contributions to other sections.
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I should mention at this point that I, personally, am not receiving money from any of the links placed on this page. My hosts, however, the Internet Trash men, get paid when you visit the sponsors above, so please feel obligated to click on their ads before they realize that hits don't equal cash flow.
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What else is there to mention... My "Space Toast" alias has nothing to do with the Cartoon Network's "Space Ghost, Coast to Coast..."
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...although I'm assured that it is at least up to Space Toast standards. Use the hand to contact me. The Ying-yang snail will link you to the remaining contents of the site, divided into two parts -you'll get the idea. Bon chance.
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