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Welcome to ASK FATTY This is the place where you can Ask Fatty stuff about Duran Duran. You can Ask Fatty whatever you would like and she squawk out some nonsense bullshit answer to you! Fatty has kissed ass for Duran Duran for many years now, and we like to think she knows a lot. Got a question about various sexually transmitted diseases? Ask Fatty. Wanna know if Warren is a top or a bottom? Ask Fatty. Why does Nick’s face consistently look W.C. Fields? Is Nick a ‘size queen’? Just ask Fatty!! Trouble with remembering the year Simon was born?  He has the same problem!! So Just ask Fatty. You get the picture. So don't be shy...Ask Fatty and she will fumble her way through a selection of questions each week.
Come on people, give me some REAL questions!!
Dear Fatty: What’s that shit you have between your teeth all the time? Love, CyanideTwat.

Dear Twat:  Have you forgotten about last night already??? :::wink:::

 [posted 2/8/2001]
the reflex
Dear Fatty: WHY DID YOU SAY THAT THE REFLEX WASN’T FILMED IN CANADA!!!!!  I WILL HAVE YOU TO KNOW THAT MY BROTHER  (WHO IS NOW DEAD THANKS TO GLUE SNIFFERS LIKE YOU!) WHEELED ME IN TO SEE THAT VERY SHOW (I AM IN A WHEELCHAIR SINCE I LOST ALL MY LEGS IN A CAR ACCIDENT, AND I HAVE TO SHIT IN A BAG TOO) AND I SAW THAT FAGGOT DANCING IN HIS SEAT!!!  (HE IS NOW DEAD BECAUSE I WISHED AIDS ON HIM, THAT SICK PERVERT!)  IF YOU DON’T STOP TELLIN LIES ON HERE, I WILL STALK YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU!  PS JUST HOW DID YOU GET THIS JOB ANYWAYS?  MORONA

Dear Morona:  Thanks for asking!  My favorite snack is Bread Pudding! YUMM!!  Sometimes I go on an Oreo binge, but after Nick drinks his 7th pint of Vodka, he gets the munchies too and steals the WHOLE BAG!!  YIKES!!  I suggest Monistat 7 for that rash though.  I tend to get those too after eating a lot of gummi bears myself!!!   Thanks again!!
[posted 2/8/2001]

 
hair color
Dear Fatty:  What is Nick’s favourite haircolor???  Yours truly, DonnaBonnaducci

Dear Duce: Direct from the mouth of the she-male him/herself!!  ‘Mangina’ or ‘Sea Man White’
 [posted 2/6/2001]
Which?
Dear Fatty:  Boxers or Briefs?!!  LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!   Just checking!!- Cunt of Candy

Dear Cunt:  Neither, I freeball
[posted 2/6/2001]

 
Fed Up!
Dear Fatty:  I have had it with people accusing Nick of being gay!  I mean come on, he was married!!?!  I am his number one fan and I would know if he were gay or not!! COME ON AND GROW UP PEOPLE!! NICKSEPILADY69

Dear Epilady:  AMEN!  I couldn’t have said it better myself!!  Let’s just look at the facts here, shall we?A) He wears more makeup than all of his ex-wives combined.  B) His favorite color is pink C) His swish would best be compared to Jm J. Bullock crossed with Liberace crossed with Milton Berle crossed with Martha Dunstock (from ‘Heathers’… DUH!!). D) He has had more haircolors than he has had orgasms E) He purses his lips in every photo he takes. F)  He wears suits even Willy Wonka wouldn’t be caught dead in. G) He could drink Betty Ford under the table and he smokes more than Marcia’s pussy in tight couderoy pants. These are just a few of the many examples that prove Nick fits among the manliest of men.  Hope this clears up any and all confusion! 

[posted 2/1/2001]
the truth
Dear Fatty:  Did John really leave because Warren is a conceited asshole, Nick is an alcoholic, closeted-homosexual, and Simon is a spineless sex addict?

Dear Misery:  ……………  Well that’s all the questions I can take for this month, my pizza is here!! So please keep sending in those questions and remember that DD loves you and I love food!!  BUH BYE!!!

[posted 1/29/2001]
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