Posted by Cadwallader Cad Cornpoop on Wed Nov 1 21:14:29 2000: IP Address: 209.41.196.94
In Reply to: My feces may be abnormal posted by Davers on Fri Oct 27 06:07:31 2000:
I'm pleased to hear you have a since of humor about the potential abnormality of your feces, but please indulge me for a moment.
Any abnormality in ones feces could indicate a real threat to ones longterm health, ones feces may be crying for help. Another thought.
How can one really determine an abnormality in ones own feces without inspecting the fecal matter of ones neighbor? One must take these
issues very seriously. Also, one must always wipe ones bottom in a thorough manner. Three times. One dry wipe followed by a wet swipe
to completely remove ones offending debris followed by a gentle finishing pat to dry.
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