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Posted by Ulysess S. Grant on May 18, 1999 at 22:53:32: IP Address: 205.188.200.28

I mean what's the deal with them anyway? I mean the lady throws them at you, then you eat 'em. But the problem is that the DRINK CART NEVER COMES AROUND! Once i had this bag of "peanuts" which was actually wowie sauce. Starnge things started happening. You cant stop them, staplers rule the world!! Once i saw Wacko--that crazy little scamp from Animaniacs in my refrigerator. I was going to have a nice glass of syrup like i always do at 2:00AM, but he was in the fridge EATING A BANANNA CREAM PIE. I was like, "what the flood?" but then he told me that he was eating it in the fridge so it wouldnt melt. This made Mr. Pee Wee Herman very upset. He came flying in like a big sack of BoysenBerries and killed Wacko. To calm the savage Pee Wee i decided to trade my gun for some of his corn. but then he shot me and took the corn. Next thing i knew, i was in candyLand batting candycanes, which doubled as meat hooks. Luckily i had my Zebra, a tape dispenser and a paper clip. So i did what MacGuyver would do in this situation, and make a commercial jet to fly to saftey---To a world of Airplane peanuts and drink carts rapidly following after.

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Hmm....good memiores....not great...but good..

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: I mean what's the deal with them anyway? I mean the lady throws them at you, then you eat 'em. But the problem is that the DRINK CART NEVER COMES AROUND! Once i had this bag of "peanuts" which was actually wowie sauce. Starnge things started happening. You cant stop them, staplers rule the world!! Once i saw Wacko--that crazy little scamp from Animaniacs in my refrigerator. I was going to have a nice glass of syrup like i always do at 2:00AM, but he was in the fridge EATING A BANANNA CREAM PIE. I was like, "what the flood?" but then he told me that he was eating it in the fridge so it wouldnt melt. This made Mr. Pee Wee Herman very upset. He came flying in like a big sack of BoysenBerries and killed Wacko. To calm the savage Pee Wee i decided to trade my gun for some of his corn. but then he shot me and took the corn. Next thing i knew, i was in candyLand batting candycanes, which doubled as meat hooks. Luckily i had my Zebra, a tape dispenser and a paper clip. So i did what MacGuyver would do in this situation, and make a commercial jet to fly to saftey---To a world of Airplane peanuts and drink carts rapidly following after. : : THE END : Hmm....good memiores....not great...but good..

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