Lobster Lust

Swimming one day in the Atlantic ocean
I got a lobster in my shorts, caused quite a commotion
The feeling was so odd filled with pain and agony
Then to my utter surprise it started sucking me!

My mind was in a frenzy, a state of fascination
It's quite an experience getting sucked by a crustacean
One claw up my ass the other on my balls
I tell you those lobsters are real animals

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Lobster lust, lobster lust
I need one now I need one I must
Lobster lust, lobster lust
I need one before I spontaneously combust!

Sitting on the beach with a lump under my shorts
Hearing funny noises, sucks, slurps, and snorts
I'm so confused all I see is distortion
Suddenly an orgasm comes of monstrous proportions

My little chicken was blowin' my load
all of a sudden the lobster exploded
All that was left of my little love
was a claw up my ass and a leaking relative

Copyright 1988 Blood Sucking Pigeons From Hell