I Gotta Big Dink

When my parents first saw me
They stared without a sound
And until I was three
They used it to drag me around

Chorus
I gotta big dink
A really big dink

Since the day I was born
 I never knew such pain
A the day I rode my bike
And got it caught in the chain
NO BRAKES!

You know, everyone say’s
I gotta big cock
When I go out in public
I gotta tuck it in my sock

I don’t sleep naked
 Since the night I learned
I ran to the bathroom
And my dick got rug burn

If you think that was bad
I was in such a rush
I didn’t even look down
Poor me, it got sucked in with the flush

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