The Founding Fathers
These are the guys and gals that started it all, and a little history of their own.
Chuck "Phantom13"
The appointed leader of
the pack. He firmly believes that coffee should
have it's own food group and that most women will respect him the
next morning. He also wants everyone to join him in
his efforts to bring back Gilligans Island. "If we join together we can make it happen"
Brian "Young
Luke" The first to
follow. He is the right hand man to Chaetah. His passion in life
is to see Kevin Nash elected as Governor of Kansas and to see
Barney the dinosaur Deported.
Marla "Baby
Girl"She
is the faithful mate of Chaetah Her thought on life is "Life is
a bed of
roses, so be careful where
you lay. Those damn thorns hurt. She also wants every lady out
there to know that Chaetah is incredible in the sack. "He
asked me to say that"
Don "I am
NOT a Redneck" He is 1/2 the
security section of the group. He is also the plumber, mechanic,
and psychiatrist for the group. He believes that someday Elvis
will return and take Bill Cosby's slot on the Jell-O commercials.
Mark
"Bubbu Gump" The
other half of the security. He is under the impression that his
most important job is to taste test all of Chaetah's food. "You
never know when the next donut might have a pipe bomb in it"
Denise
"I AM a Lady!" Her
only two wishes in life are to have the Energizer bunny stuffed
and mounted on her wall and to have Michael Jackson mount and
stuff her on a waterbed shaped like a pair of breast.
Jim "If
I told you my name..." The X-Man of the group. We
aren't real sure of what he adds to the group. But we know that
if he told us, he would have to kill us. And what IS that lump
under his trench coat?
Keith "K2" He is our think
tank. Kind of mellow and laid back. But if you need it, he can
get it. This is the guy to talk to if you need anything. Who do
you think finds my software for me. Also our Quake man.
Sherri "Lips" She was one of
the first to join our group. Sweet, fun, and the best lips around.
(You have to guess on that one guys.)
Luke's "Better
Half" She isn't actually part of the group since
she doesn't work for the company, (But neither do I any more so
what the hell.) but she lets Young Luke come out and play with
the rest of us so I added her.
"R. T." This is my cat. I
don't really know why I added her except she thinks she is a dog
. Because of this I figure she is as screwed up as the rest of us
so she fits in.
"FTG"
This is one of my gaming
brothers. he actually lives in Norway i think. after chatting and
playing "Planet Arion" for a couple months i decided he should be
considered one of us. now we are international.
Fletch
This is a DJ for the
"EDGE" out of Dallas. I added him because he is the rudest
bastard I have ever heard on the radio, and I respect that. Keep the geeks
and freaks happy and the world will bow down to you.
