HOW TO COMBAT
SNUFFLES
by Beth
The kingdom was
sick.. it was very sick so sick almost the whole castle was in a semiconscious
hibernation. The snuffle in the castle was getting out of control and had been
misbehaving in the mote. The whole kingdom feared the snuffle, he had powers
that could paralyse them all, and because no one was strong enough to defend
the attacks from the snuffle and it having resided in the mote for some time
now, all the water had become a gloopy kind of gunk. The gunk splashed against
the castle walls and seeped through the kingdoms cavities, leaving a murky stench
throughout which left all around rather lethargic.
The king ordered missiles to be thrown at the snuffle
ÒAnything! attack him with anything! the snuffle must be stopped! we will not
give up our castle without a fight!Ó he declared with desperation and a snotty
nose, the kingdom did as they were told however the snuffle was strong and anything
that got him only worked for a few minutes until the snuffle, now rather angry
would be back with a vengeance. ÒHeap more coal on the fire!Ó The King ordered...the
place was roasting, the fire glowed bright orange throughout the castle, but
it didn't help, everyone just lay about with beads of sweat falling from them
and rolling across the floor which left people slipping and sliding all over
the kingdom. The castle was a mess.
The princess had had just about enough. She was sick of the moaning and whingeing
in the castle and very sick of the snuffle's idiotic selfish ways, how dare
he take over HER kingdom, so she decided to go give the big fat ugly snuffle
a piece of her delicate royal mind. ÒSnuffleÓ she shouted ÒI want a word with
youÓ
Òwhat?Ó said the beastly snuffle who was floating on his back in the mote with
his big fat gunky belly sticking out for the whole world to see
ÒI don't like you Snuffle.Ó said the princess Òyou're a big fat bully snuffle
and you have no respect for our kingdom, I don't want you to live in our mote
anymore.. you have been here long enough now and no one likes you.Ó
ÒfineÓ said the snuffle ÒI was just going anywayÓ and that was that. A snuffle
knows when heÕs outstayed his welcome.
- donÕt you snuffle..
- yes beth...
- good. now get the hell out of my nose.
- ok beth.
- youÕre still there..
- i know :)
- ugh. i hate having snuffles.