"
I'M NOT BITTER I JUST THING YOU ARE A BIT STUPID [YOU IDIOT ] ''
by Nick
Anderson
once upon a time the princess with blond hair walked up the hill. it was raining, oh, it was raining. it was also very cold and windy, so the princesses hair was waving about all over the place like a drowning fish on amphetamine.
there were many stairs and these tired the princess.
after 3 days climbing and 4 bars of 'chocolate' the princess finally got to the top of the hill. here the prince was waiting for her. she wasnt too pissed of about how he had made her climb for 3 days with only 4 bars of 'chocolate' and a tired body.
la,la,la. the princesses parents didnt approve and nor did the princes. they exclaimed ''they are merely/just children!'' and that they were.
''how
did it happen''
she asked. ''i am not sure. these things happen! hahaha'' he burst into
fits
of hysterical laughter.
''you
are not supposed to laugh now''
''i know''
[flash]
the landscape and every visible thing suddenely washes over into black and white and then back to colour.
the prince now has a tall oil drum hat on his head and a mouth that is in place of a jaw.
the
girl and the boy has matchig teeshirts that read
''self-destruction?--10101010111001''
the hands had claws. 3 of these claws smoothely and quite easily cut slices 7 inches deep into the face. 4.5 seconds of life wondered quite what had happened.
''i knew that would happen''
no you dint.