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PRINCE
LAMB CURRY AND PRINCESS LEMON CHICKEN
Written by Joe
Once upon a time, there was a prince and a princess who lived in the Land of Silly Food Names.
Their names were Prince Lamb Curry and princess Lemon Chicken and they loved each either very much.
One day in the land of Silly Food Names the prince and the princess were rolling around in the grass having a very fun time, when a middle-aged man ran up to them, and started shouting many expletives at them.
There was a funny thing about this man which both Prince Lamb Curry and Princess Lemon Chicken noticed at the same time. This was that he was from a different country to them. And when the man reached them, he started shouting at them.
Now the prince and princess were extremely worried, as they were both happy and gay people, and they had never said anything bad about anyone in their world and here was this man of a much different origin shouting at them for no reason.
So the prince asked
the man what his name was, and the man told them his name was Ahmed Mushroom-Head.
Because of the man's silly name the young princess, being immature like she
was weeweed her pants. It
took a few minutes for the prince to work out what the rank smell was, as it
was a cross between pigs blood and petrol, but finally he turned to Princess
Lemon Chicken and he asked her why she smelled funny and she said to him
"Whoopsy, I needed a number two and I didnt have time to run to the bog,
and it was all Mr Mushroom-Head's fault because he has a silly name." The
prince was also very amused but he declided he just needed a number 1 and before
he could help himself he'd created many skid-marks in his poopy-underpants.
So they both turned round to Ahmed, and asked him why he had come to their land
and shouted many bad words at them. And he said to them
"It is because you have taken our God's name in vain, both of you, you have taken our Lord's food, and used it's name to make yourselves sound funny. For this you shall be punished."
Now the prince and princess were both extremely distraught over this because they had known that in some far off land there was a 'Lord I-Like-Chinese-Food-Very-Much' but they had never meant to cause him any offence, and now they were facing a very bad thing. So they decided that they would need to have a little talk. So they told Mr Mushroom-Head that they would just go round the back of the bush and discuss their situation.
Now for Prince Lamb Curry and Princess Lemon Chicken this was just an excuse because these two little people were extremely randy little getts and they loved nothing better than a good session of shagging.
So as soon as they
got round the back of the bush, Lamb turned to Lemon and ripped off her dress
and garter and lay her down, there he parted her wet lips and shoved in his
aching prick, and he fed her his full length, right there behind the bush pumping
away like a piston on a steam train while Princess Lemon Chicken shouted to
him
"Oh god, harder you fucker, fuck me harder, fuck me like a monster, you know I love animal sex." Finally Prince Lamb Curry shot his load, carefully removed the condom and threw it into a nearby play-park.
And only then did they discussed how to get out of this bad situation.
Finally when they had decided what to do, they returned from behind the bush to talk to Ahmed.
When he asked what they had decided, like the silly little idiots that they were, they challenged Mr Mushroom-Head to a game of hide'n'seek. They said that if they won, they would be once again free to the roam the land of Silly Food Names, but if Mr Ahmed won, they would be stoned and consequently crucified in front of the land of Galilee. To this Mr Ahmed laughed out loud and they wondered what he was laughing at so he told them
"You have
just reminded me of a joke I was once told.. and it went like this 'What do
you call the Pakistani hide'n'seek champion?." So Princess Lemon Chicken
asked him what the answer was and he replied 'Amid'. And to this both the prince
and princess laughed and laughed and they all had much merriment.
But finally the time came for them to hide. The rules were set out as the prince and princess had to find somewhere to hide and Mr Ahmed had onehour to find them, and if he didnt, he had lost.
So they both ran away, and very stupidly they both became horny again.
So, halfway down the big hill they both lay down and indulged in a good old session of foreplay.
Well, when the hour was up, Mr Ahmed set out to follow the way he'd seen them come. And after only two minutes he found them rolling around in the grass. So he tied them up, put them in a sack and took them a way to the land of Galilee where they were tried in a public court by Judge Chicken Korma on the grounds of 'Taking thy Lords name in vain' and found guilty. So they were taken to the stoning range, where they were stoned, with the prince especially taking a good shot to the knackers, and then they were taken off to the cross and mercifully crucified.
Now I know all good fairytales have a happy ending, and to end ours, we must shoot back to the land of Silly Food Names where we see Mr Ahmed Mushroom-Head in a house, where he has pulled the most beautiful of all women, Miss Tesco Value Stripey Tinned baked Bean and is giving her a good rogering in her bed. So there we have it ladies and gentlemen, a happy ending.