Date: Mon, 08 May 2000 18:57:10 GMT
by Nick Anderson + someone else
i
can't
I know this for a fact
ok
Once upon a time there was a castle on a hill where wild sheep with long tails
grazed happily from the hill you could see the filthy sprawling pig headed
city and if you stared closely enough you could see where the spring water
form the mountain changed from crystal clear to a murky grey as it cyphoned
(fuck i can't spell) it's way through the city the pig headed country folk
decided enough was enough they sent a knight down form the castle to go and
declare war on the city folk because the view from the castle was an eyesore
after
they had declared war the country folk realised they ahd forgotton how to
make war ; they were rather stuck in their ways and didn't really know how
to do anything except moan and make clean air so then the city folk came up
the hill and started shooting the country folk
and the sheep with long tails sorry, wild sheep then another big city thought the best and correct course of action was to drop an atom bomb inbtween the city and the countryside, thus killing every last person (except the ones with melted skin and eye balls) and nobody lived happily ever after, except for the people who went loopy
uh huh and the moral of the story is
got a recentely purchased wall mounted barametere to ''check the air prssure ot whatever''
some things are best left alone?
like rotting animals
is dont do anyhtign silly and check see if you are because you coudl be surpised
dont
be silly
think about your actions lalaal
laal
okey