.
a
little bit about the author :
BECCY
.
1.
Full name: beccy bland
2. Nick Names: becs, idiot, chuffer, tramp
3. DOB: april 7th 1983
4. Birthplace: leeds general infirmary
5. Where Do You Live Now?: Leeds
6. Parent(s): Yes, and highly annoying , neurotic ones at that. .
7. Sibling(s): the only one , sob.
8. What Do You Look Like?: fabulous and not at all droopy or like george michael
9. Favorite Animal(s): my wee doggy called angus
10. Favorite TV Show(s): neighbours and richard not judy
11. Favorite book: 1984
12. Favorite Movie(s): stand by me, a life less ordinary, american beauty
13. School: Ilkley Grammar School
14. Future School: na, i hope
16. where's the beef?: erm on the cow
17. words words words: fuck, fuck , amazing , excellent , well good, aresehole(ed)
perpetualy, proverbial, vessel and weasel (only when descibing ellis
18. Favorite Candy: galaxy caramel or dummys from haribo star mix
19. Hobbies: listening to music, dancing and occasionally crowd surfing. oh
yeah sex is good too but less of a hobby more of a requirement
21. Do you Drink? hell yah, vodka and lots of it
22. Favorite Body Part Of The Opposite Sex: hands and eyes
23. Any Tattoos And Where and of What? a 90 degrees washing label on my ankle
24. Piercing (s) And Where? nose and ears and no i am not a bull or a cow before
you ask
25. What Do You Sleep In: a big fat wooly jumper (in my bed)
26. What Do You Think of Chain Letters? better than mobile phones
27. Personal Quote: When I Argue I See Shapes, no: really
28. Words and Phrases You Over Use: fuck , perpetually, y'know, shit
29. Non-Sport Activity You Enjoy: Oh come on , reading every time
30. Dream Car(s): nothing , i hate cars
31. Favorite Thing To Do in the Spring: antisipate summer and smoke weed
33. Where Do You Shop? in h&m , oxfam and occasionally grin
34. Coke or Pepsi? cannabis
35. Favorite Thing To Wear? Fishness stockings, so liberating oh and eyeliner
36. Favo[u]rite Subject(s):
Art 37. Favo[u]urite Colo[u]r: Purple
38. Favo[u]rite People To Talk To Online: beth or any famous starsy babes
40. Do You Smoke? Only out of my ass
41. Favorite Vacation spot: Scotland
42. Favorite Member of your family: yup me i think
43. Did You Eat Paint Chips When You Were A Kid? please define paint chips??
44. Favo[u]rite CD you own: Smashing Pumpkins 'Mellon Collie And The Infinite
Sadness' and Symposium "one day at a time"
45. The one person you hate: Myself
46. Favo[u]rite food: erm brocolli or bread
48. What Is Your Favo[u]rite Salad Dressing? god whoever wrote this is very
sad indeed
49. When You Die, Do You Wanna Be Buried or Burned Into Ashes?: i am never going
to die i am infinite
50. Do You Believe In Aliens? well i am one so i'd be a hypercryt not to.
51. If You Had The Chance To Professionally Do Something, What would it be?
be an art writer or teach mr clarke how to teach
52. Things You would want to change about yourself : my chest it's way way too
small
53. Favo[u]rite Day of the Week: ah friday or saturday- i've had some good times
on those days
54. A Teacher You Hate: Jesus and mr luxton
55. What's your favo[u]rite Disney movie? dumbo
56. What is Your Favo[u]rite Season? Autumn for it's antisipation and summer
for the heat and festival beer
57. What is your favo[u]rite pizza topping? mmmm tomato
58. Do You Like Your School Food? it depends whether i'm going through an eating
plastic fetish or not!
59. If You Could Live Anywhere, Where Would You live? London in islington nest
to Andy Warhol
60. Favo[u]rite Thing To Do On Weekends: Buy Music or go to gigs or go the the
libraray (when not having to pay fines)
61. Favo[u]rite Thing To Get Clean: not applicable , messy girl here
62. Favo[u]rite Magazine: NME
63. Favo[u]rite Flower: tulips
64. Favo[u]rite Number(s): 7 or 1 65. Favo[u]rite Ice Cream flavor(s)? chocolate
or chocolate fudge
68. What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment? realsing you havn't trimmed your nipple
hair just as someone is tearing your clothes off 69. If you could change one
thing in the world what would it be? the level of stupidity that exists in most
people
70. Do you eat breakfast first, then brush your teeth or eat first then brush?
breakfast then brush
71. Favo[u]rite Time of Day: 9.00 in morning or 4.00 in afternoon
72. Can A Guy and Girl Be Just "Best Friends"? yes yes yes but only with great
will power
73. Do You Ask the Girl/Guy Out Or Do You Wait For them to ask you? depends
how good the orgasm is
74. What's The Most Important thing in someone's personality? intelligence and
consideration
75. What is your favo[u]rite sport? crowdsurfing
78. What was the best gift you ever received? The know
79. How long did this letter take you to finish? Maybe you should put this at
the end!?
80. What do you think of the person who sent this to you? She's my bestest buddy
in the whole world and she kisses with tongue which is always good
81. If you got a chance to see someone you rarely ever see, who would it be?
Ian friend from london
82. Who are the funniest people you know? myself and tom binns
85. Who do you love? [in no order of preference] beth,Ian, Mike,Mark, Ste(still)
87. What feeling are you feeling right now? tired
88. Do you believe that eyes are the window to the soul? yes, sooooooooooooooo
much
89. What puts you at peace? vast spaces and calm water
90. Who is your favorite poet/author? darren hayman , george orwell