It's Fixed!

Fill this out and I will psychoanalyze you. This is the real test. The official test, standardized and given out in psych ward intakes. You have to be a licensed Psychologist to have access to this, but they gave it to me in the mental hospital and I kept it. I know what I'm doing. Trust me. <evil grin>

        Your name is...?
        

        What is your e-mail address?
        

    Directions: These sentences are all about you. Write down the first thing that comes to your mind.

    1.  All my life I....
    

    2.  If I were bigger...
    

    3.  If I were smaller...
    

    4.  If I were a boy (girl)...
    

    5.  I'm afraid of...
    

    6.  When I'm afraid, I...
    

    7.  My mother thinks I....
    

    8.  I often wonder...
    

    9.  Other children...
    

    10. Nobody knows...
    

    11. My father thinks I...
    

    12. I can't understand why...
    

    13. I get mad when...
    

    14. When I get mad, I...
    

    15. I often wish...
    

    16. My friends think...
    

    17. I like to...
    

    18. When I eat, I...
    

    19. I want to be like...
    

    20. In bed at night, I...
    

    21. I feel best when...
    

    22. When I'm alone, I...
    

    23. My hands...
    

    24. I feel dirty when...
    

    25. My brother always...
    

    26. My sister always...
    

    27. I feel sick when...
    

    28. My father expects me to...
    

    29. Someday I'll...
    

    30. I feel terrible when...
    

    31. My mother wants me to...
    

    32. I like to pretend to be a...
    

    33. When I feel bad, I...
    

    34. Mother's don't...
    

    35. To many times, I...
    
 
    36. I hate to hear people say....
    

    37. I can never...
    

    38. I feel ashamed when...
    

    39. I'd like to know...
    

    40. In school, I...
    

    41. Things would be better if...
    

    42. I worry when...
    

    43. Before my brother (sister) was born...
    

    44. I feel disappointed when...
    

    45. When something is hard for me...
    

    46. I can't stand...
    

    47. When I break something...
    

    48. I am best at...
     </p> <p><font color=" #c0c0c0" size="2" face="Tahoma">     49. 49. When I am punished...
    

    50. I don't know why...
    

    51. When I try hard...
    

    52. When someone fights with me, I...
    

    53. When I see myself in the mirror...
    

    54. My teacher thinks I...
    

    55. When other children are playing...
    
 

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