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Who hasn't heard these ones before?
This is a list that contains questions and comments every (good-looking) lesbian
hears every time a straight male finds out that she is into women. They are listed
by the order men ask them. You can see the whole standard conversation I normally
have when I meet someone in a club, me being so unbelievably beautifull and all. It always makes me laugh to see how accurate
the list seems to be.
TIP: Don't ask them, or at least change the order.
- Are you fully les, or are you bi?
- You don't look like a lesbian.
- Who is the male and who is the female?
- Ever been with a man?
- Your former boyfriend just didn't know how to please a woman.
- Do you ever do threesomes?
- Can I watch?
- Tell me, how do you have sex?
- Don't you want a penis now and then?
- I know I can "straighten" you out.
Note to al the lesbians who read this:
A good answer on question number 3 seems to be: "Well, usually
I'm the one that cums first, so I must be the male!"
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