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This site started on January the 10th 2000

Last updated February the 16th 2001.

Well, I completed the looks and although there is still no sex on this site the way I want it (fast without any redirections to different ports but the mainentry and without any major uploads) I'm stil very proud of what I have accomplished.
I decided not to take any more notice to spelling mistakes which will make this site even more fun and I'm working on something like a BBS for you to write messages. I implemented one on another site of mine and nobody wants to write in it. Stupid boring Lesbians! Guess I have better luck with the Americans since they always have something to say even when there is nothing to say at all and they always want to speak their mind when nobody is asking them.

Are you insulted already?

January 25 2001.:
So now I have that job in the computers that I always wanted, I had to do something about the looks again. No more frames!! And so much faster to download. Good huh?! Some things I have deleted. Because you can make Java-scripts doesn't mean you have to use them, someone said to me lately. DEEP! So that was the end of the crappy scripts. I will try to get some more stuff in now that I'm learning so many new tricks regarding the internet so I can dazzle you even more. The worlds isn't what is was anymore these days. Even the blonds get intelligent lately :)

December 3 2000:
* Hi there fans... Little updates lately. Nothing more to add I guess. Just one thing, I tried to get some problems out of the way some of you seemed to have with the menu. Hope it works now. My "nerdiness" (think I just created a new word there) doesn't go that far. Been partying a lot and been doing good as a DJ, so you have to do it with the same old page every time. At the moment I'm looking for a job in computers. So that I have people around me that know what they are doing. I make friends easy, so it won't be long untill this page is the best you have ever seen. Get some professionals to do the job... hehehe.
Looking for a cool mp3 by the way. I made a mix with the computer. If you want to download try this link http://people.a2000.nl/wthomas/musicnet.htm. Its in Dutch, so you won't understand shit, but on the bottom you find a link. Click it and rename the thing to .mp3. Enjoy!!! Put it on Napster and make me famous AOL people!
Talking about AOL, the fuckers lowered my rating. So because I'm harder to find now, I congratulate you even more with finding this page!!!

August the 16th:
* This year the summer in Holland fell on a Wednesday. No overall tan, no burned cheeks, I haven't even seen the beach this year. You visiting my site and giving me those nice comments were the only little rays of sunlight those whole three weeks. So thats why I completely changed the looks and made it more user friendly. Just for you. And be pleased, cause this is probably the nicest thing I will say in this whole damned site! It loads much quicker and can be better seen by Netscape. I like to dish Americans, but it was one of you that came to the rescue. His name is Bill and he voluntairely offered me to check the pages for spelling mistakes. Never asked his last name though. Could it be now that the elections are comming and Monica is out of the picture..... Although I don't do oral sex, thanx Bill, I know it took you several days.
* There are new pictures in the bound section, but I have taken the waves out. They were crappy anyway. Finally a picture of my two Fairies and some extra text. If you find the link to the sexpictures, take a look at how the old site looked. Didn't have any holliday left to change that section as well. Going to feel sorry for myself now, bye bye.

March 24 2000:
* Within a month 2000 visitors. I'm flattered. Reactions vary from "I think I'm gay as well" to "I want to have raw and unbridled sex with you!" to "You're spelling is terrible!!!". So I opened a helpdesk, had raw and unbridled sex and bought a dictionary to look up how the hell you write "unbridled".
Besides that I thought it was about time to add something to the page to make you all come back. Pictures are coming, first have to have my tan down and loose some weight. But take a look at the "Stupidity" page!! All the latest headlines concerning gays and lesbians are from now on mysteriously transmitted to that strange gray section.
AND.. I changed the introduction cause me and my girlfriend just passed our 6 year exam. Wondering how that 7 year itch feels, been waiting for it for years now!!

March 22 2000:
* Did a lot of work on the appearance and wondered why a lot. But anyway the banners look cool. As you can see we passed a 1000 visitors!!!! At least twenty of them were lesbian cause they voted for me, about 200 were truly interested and about 780 were tossers cause they went straight to the sexpictures...About 950 from the visitors are located in America which brings me to the next conclusion... about 82 percent of the Americans are tossers. Can someone explain this to me?

March 10 2000:
* HELLO AOL PEOPLE! Seemed like adding my page to the AOL directories was a good idea. Got today as much visitors as in the last two months.... Feel kinda naked with all of you looking at me. I hope you enjoy me as much as I enjoy this sensation.

February 18 2000:
* Found a cool javaScript and stole it. You see it directly when you enter. It asks you to put me in your favorites. Only works with Internet Explorer though. All the other people that love me have to do me manual (hmmm).
* Put a nice EditPad logo on the Homius Pagius Obsessius page. Just to suck up to the guy who made it and because there was nothing on the telly anyway and cause my girlfriend is sick in bed of the booze so I'm really bored to death. Besides that, made an extra explanation in the Bitchtalksection for the people who keep asking me if I hate men or not.
* And even more, put a stupid blond joke I heard today on this starting page. It's in Java, so hope you can read it. If not... that must have been the best blond joke I have ever heard....
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