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About me and the WWW:
You start out with a crapy second hand computer with all sorts of programmes already on it, not knowing wich ones you can delete and wich you don't.
Then when the thing is running you start to wonder how you shut the damned thing off, not knowing that you have to click on the "start" button.
After a few weeks suddenly nothing works anymore and you wonder if it was because of you deleting some of those strange .dll files while thinking: "They're not mine, so better get rid of it!".
You buy a new one. Loads of space, fast as hell and with the flattest screen you have ever seen. You stay away from the dll's, you write some recepies, get all the adressen and CD's in the thing, play some games and then you get bored with it and wonder why you bought
a computer in the first place. After a year you notice that you can't play the newest games anymore and your partner (or the television) suddenly looks more attrictive every day.
And suddenly there was the internet!
What to do with an internetconnection? First you go to sexsites and livecams. Working yourself up you want to get some more action. Chatting, cybersex and causing a havoc in the Microsoft chatrooms. That's what you do till the sun comes up again, day in day out. You probably break up with your current partner because of it.
Then you find out about mp3. Downloading the whole night every
song you can get your hands on, BECAUSE ITS FREE! Not because you like the song or ever going to play it, but just because its there for the taking.
And then after a few years you want to have your own website. Like this one. And since you are still in the first stage, good luck with the mp3's.
Me being a men-hater or not.
I might have been in a bitchy mood when I made this site. Reading
it back I sure realize that if I didn't know myself, I would probably hate the
person who wrote this. But hate is good! In normal life I'm kinda loud and outspoken,
but trust me, inside I'm all good (The heart anyway, the head is a whole different
story). Before I met my girl I've been in a relationship with a man for over three
years. He was lovely. Nice and good-looking, very understanding and caring. But
face it guys, once a woman is kissed by another woman you can pack your bags and
go masturbate cause there is no way you can beat that. So It's not that you are
doing anything wrong, It's just that women can do it so much better. So to rap
it up, I don't hate men, they just suck and cause I like to suck too I prefer
women cause when they suck they know how and where. Men are good to laugh with
and to drink with or to wrestle with so please don't regard yourself as worthless.
Whenever I need a drink I will be nice and whenever I need a laugh I tell you
that I'm lesbian... :) After that we can fight over it OK.
Me and this pitiful site.
This site is not only a way for me to express my feelings, it also is a medium
to figure out the possibilities of HTML. Bought a book, didn't understand shit,
so tried it on the puter and figured it out myself. You can imagine the joy when
finally the first link worked!. Been at it for days, had sleepless nights and
still not truly satisfied. Every now and then the looks are changed and new items are put in.
So to remind you, each line, list, link and color has been programmed by hand.
--> MY HAND! <--
So that is me, now who are you?
Since you've come this far I trust you in being quite all right! And so now you
have the title to be quite all right you can send me a message. Just say stuff
that you loved the page and that you think I am the coolest dyke ever seen on
the web. That you have never seen a better site and that you started to think
about switching to being a lesbian only because of me. That you felt butterflies
when you saw my picture and that you wish me all the best luck in the rest of
my pitiful life on this godforsaken earth. Stuff like that you know... Otherwise
don't bother to try and insult me or get me down cause it will probably work and
then I have to kick the cat again or scream at my girlfriend. And why would we
want that??? We already lost a cat to the neighbours and I really want to keep the stupid one ( the cat I mean, not the girlfriend).
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