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It's good to be queer.
So you've noticed you have some unexplainable affection for your own sex. First you ignore it and probably end up with a boyfriend. You say to yourself that you just looked up to those girls. After a few months you realize there is something missing. You blame the boy. But after a while, usually around the age of 20 that strange feeling comes back hardtime. You meet a girl and feel very happy but also very sorry for yourself. Why did it has to be me?? What do I tell my friends and my parents?? Are they going to hate me??
But being a lesbian opens a whole new world. It's not at all bad, no its even better! Here are some things straight people don't think about when they say "well as long if it makes you happy...".
TIP: Don't say, "as long as it makes you happy"!
- When you do sports you have the best time in the shower.
- You both know PMS, so you only have to mention "period".
- Fathers in law love it, because they know what bastards men can be.
- Because lesbians are both into women, the choice for a threesome is easy.
- Straight girls have a strange affection for lesbians :"You are so cute!"
- Men tell you their deepest secrets, because they think they can relate to you.
- Besides having a girlfriend, you have a hairdresser, make-up artist, pedicure and manicure.
- They throw all kinds of special dance- and sex- parties for you.
- I can't remember what birth control is made for.
- You instantly double your wardrobe!
Note to all the lesbians who read this:
Of course there are downsides. Tampons are expensive and
it looks like there is always someone having her period. Don't even have to mention
the constant mood swings, mind reading and saying: "you are NOT fat". But the
pain is less than the gain.
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