[ 6/8/00 ] Updated the Goats section.

[ 6/6/00 ] Updated the Index and Goats section, and boycotted Metallica.

[ 4/5/00 ] Updated the Index and Awards section, and made fun of an English guy named "Pip".

[ 3/15/00 ] Updated the Comments section, with no thanks to you.

[ 1/28/00 ] Updated the Goats section and Index, added the New Mottos page, and ran over an old lady.

[ 1/22/00 ] You can rate our site now, along with a feedback form if you have an aversion to e-mail. You filthy pigs.

[ 1/19/00 ] We added a Chat Room and a Forum. Yippie.

[ 1/18/00 ] The Official Moberly Blows Homepage was born. Unfortunately, no one got laid.