Moberly, MO: Here you will find the homepage for our beloved town. Of course, we recommend instead self-inflicting many, many stab wounds with a rusty nail and then pouring salt in them...but we're "the glass is half-empty" kind of guys.
Moberly High School: Yet another meaningless page unless you find schools strangely erotic.
Moberly Area Technical College (or The Artist Formerly Known As Moberly Area Vocational Technical School): Sounds long and intelligent, but it's not. Where people learn skills like how to be dirty.
Mystery Science Theater 3000: The best show ever to be graced along video cables.
Goat Breeds: Information on any kind of goat imaginable. Baaaah!
What's Inside Jeremy's Wallet?: I just know you're dying to find out. Aren't you? AREN'T YOU???