So what demented kind of people* run a sorry-ass website like this? Here is where you can find out.
* Note: All names have been changed for the protection of the victims.


Guilty Parties

J-Ride
J-Ride: Senior webmaster.
Age: 18
Gender: Male
Favorite Color: Silver
Sign: Aquarius
Likes: Toonami, cheese, long walks on the beach
Dislikes: People (especially the ones that drive with their parking lights on at night)
Motto: "The early worm gets eaten by the bird."
Additional Comments: A member of the Partnership For An Idiot Free America (press play for some good advice)
Downtown
Downtown: Assistant webmaster.
Age: 18
Gender: Male
Favorite Color: ?
Sign: Aquarius
Likes: Sex
Dislikes: ?
Motto: ?
Additional Comments: ?
B-Man
B-Man: Assistant webmaster.
Age: 17
Gender: Male
Favorite Color: ?
Sign: ?
Likes: Women--Lots and lots of women
Dislikes: ?
Motto: ?
Additional Comments: ?


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