I be tha real Employee of tha month!

Perhaps you're wondering what kinda shit I must be smoking. "How does he expect this web site to hold anyone's attention? There are no graphics, only text, and it's almost all in red on black background."

First of all, I don't do this for money. No one in their right mind would actually pay me to produce this shit. Hence, it doesn't matter if it's competitive with other web sites. (I'm not The Chicks Suck Guy, after all. He has sponsors, the lucky bastard.)

Second, I don't have the money or inclination to make graphics. This site doesn't need any flashy pictures (especially since FortuneCity would boot me if I had any pr0n on here). It's all about the bitching. As for the color scheme, I just think this looks cool and see no need to come up with new color schemes and slap on background images. Besides, it looks lame when an image is tiled over and over in the background. Makes shit harder to read.

And while I'm almost ashamed to admit it (not unlike the fact that I own a penis), this site was created in Microslouch FrontPage Express. That's right, not only am I not cool enough to use a 'proper' HTML editor, much less write my own HTML code, but I'm too damn cheap to actually buy the real deal, I use the free version that comes with (uh huh huh) Internut Exploder 4. For the record, I'm not a complete sucker: I normally use Nutscrape Bowser to surf the net for naked photos of Reese Witherspoon. No luck yet though, unfortunately.