Survey time!

I pinched this from my Lizzie's journal, it was interesting.

The YOU Side
01. Full Name: Daniel Joseph ***** ******

02. Nicknames: Danny, Method Dan, and the rest

03. Screen name[s]: Method Dan

04. Age: 18

05. GPA: Who gives a fuck?

06. Sex: Please? [male]

07. Birthday: May 30th

08. Zodiac sign: Gemini

10. Hospital where you were born: I forget, Kaiser Permanente or something

11. Location: San Jose, CA

12. Height: 5'9"

13. Weight: 111.5 lbs as of a few days ago

14. Hair Color: yellow-blonde with black roots

15. Eye Color: Hazely-brown-green

16. Siblings [name(s) & age(s)]: Rebecca, 23

17. Parents names: Kathleen and Edward

18. Hobbies: Computer games, the 'net, playing bass and guitar, punk rock, sex, sex with cute punk rock chicks

The CRUSH Side
20. Girlfriend/Boyfriend: Nup.

21. If you could go out with anyone in the world, who would it be?: Elizabeth C., Gwen Stefani, Christina Ricci, or Brody Armstrong

22. When and who was your 1st crush?: I dunno, and I don't think I *want* to know.

23. What do you first notice about the opposite sex [looks alone]?: Height, face, body shape (tits, good), how they dress (of course, I have a penchant for punk rock chicks with spiky Manic Panic hair that wear stuff like, leather jackets or hoodies with patches safety pinned or stapled on, band shirts, and big ass-kicking boots)

24. Your idea of a perfect date: Going to a club or something where cool bands are playing, then going out to a coffee shop for munchies and caffeine, and possibly back to one of our places... ;)

25. How romantic are you? [1-10]: 6

26. Biggest turn-on: Intelligence, individualism, independance in thought and action, disrespect for authority, disregard for the mainstream and the status quo, good taste, wit, understanding me and being able to relate to my middle-class-white-punk-boy angst.... oh yea, and curvy bodies with nice tits.

27. Ideal girl/guy: *thinks and takes a deep breath* She's between 5'1" and 5'10", about 120-140 pounds, in moderately good shape (not all muscly and shit, just not fat), with D cups, and short, spiky blue hair. She loves bands like AFI and Rancid, believes Bill Hicks was a philosophical visionary, is horny most of the time, thinks I fucking kick ass like it ain't no thang, isn't very into drinking or drugs, and can at least understand and isn't TOTALLY bored by the geeky shit I talk about, like computer games and weapons.

The PAST Side
29. Memory [thing] you miss most: Not wanting to shoot anyone in the face with a powerful magnum-caliber handgun comes to mind.

30. If you could go back in time, where would you go?: The 70's. The 70's kicked ass, in spite of disco. Punk rock was still new, no one said it was dead, drugs were still safe, and ANYONE could get laid.

31. Thing that you regretted doing after you had done it: I don't even want to think about them.

32. Memory you would like to forget: Again, I don't want to think about it.

33. What'd you do yesterday? [just curious]: I forget. Proly nothing noteworthy.

34. Last person you talked to on the phone: The Walrus.

35. Last thing you said: Probably something nonsensical I said to myself.

36. Last song you listened to: I think "Blue Moon" by MxPx

37. TV show you wish they would re-air again: Sifl and Olly!

The FUTURE Side
38. Occupation: Bassist for a semi-obscure punk rock band.

39. Dream Car: Drop top luxury pimpmobile!

40. Marriage: Conceivably, someday. I don't believe in marriage though, I don't need a church or state to acknowledge that I love someone.

41. Kids: No. I have enough difficulty being responsible for myself, damned if I'm going to be responsible for anyone else. Not to mention the ethics and ecology of procreating.

42. Future son's name: Sidney, Matthew, Kurt, Timothy

43. Future daughter's name: Chloe or some shit like that

44. Honeymoon: Someplace warm and urbanized, with a nice hotel room where me and the bride can fuck like jackrabbits in heat without interruptions.

45. Where will you live?: Probably San Francisco, Oakland, Berkeley, or Southern California... or possibly Melbourne, Victoria, or Brisbane, Queensland...

46. What are you doing tomorrow?: Good question.... maybe I'll go get a passport photo taken.

The FAVORITES Side
47. Food: French fries, roast beef sandwiches, fried chicken breast sandwiches, hamburgers, soft tacos, cheese pizza, chocolate.... junk food, mostly.

48. Drink: My name is Daniel, and I have a two can a day Pepsi problem.

49. TV show/movie: [Movies]Wayne's World, The Mask, Pulp Fiction [TV Shows] Daria, Beavis and Butthead, Sifl and Olly, South Park, SNL...

51. CD: The Distillers - s/t, AFI - Answer That and Stay Fashionable, Rancid - Rancid 2000, MxPx - Let It Happen

52. Band/Group: The bands above, mainly.... and NOFX, pre-Nimrod Green Day, the Descendents, and a dirty-great bunch of others I forget

53. Singer: Tim Armstrong, Fat Mike, Mike Herrera, Brody Armstrong, Davey Havok

54. Color[s]: Red, black, and blue

55. Actor: Matt Damon (only at the moment, because he was Loki in "Dogma", and went around blasting a roomful of corporate scumbags with a Desert Eagle)

56. Actress: Lori Petty

57. Weekend Activity: Go to shows, play computer games, sleep, kick it with my homies, and so on.

58. Day of the week: They're all kinda the same to me.

59. Month: May. My birthday's in May, and it's warm, but not all hot like in August.

60. Book: Black Coffee Blues, by Henry Rollins

61. Holiday: I dunno.

62. Number: 7, and 69

63. Cookie: Chocolate crinkle

65. Toothpaste: Whatever... the stuff I'm prescribed to use for my braces.

66. Ice cream: Straight up chocolate.

67. Candy bar: Any that doesn't have nuts or anything in it.

68. Teacher: None. I don't go to school and I believe teachers are roughly the same as cops, except unlike cops, teachers don't carry guns and hence don't get the "can shoot you any time they like" respect.
70. Restaurant: Arby's. I'll miss the Arby's curly fries if I move to Brisbane.

71. Channel: Almost everything on TV sucks.

72. Radio Station: Either 103.3 KSCU or Live 105.3 KITS

73. Type of music: Punk rock, hardcore, pop-punk, ska, grunge, "alternative rock", occasionally random other stuff

74. Shampoo/Conditioner: Pert Plus or whatever someone else buys and leaves in the shower

75. Song: Too many to choose from

76. Music Video: Most of the bands I really like don't have videos on telly

77. Sport: They all suck pretty much, and they're all more interesting to participate in than spectate on... either baseball or target shooting

78. Website: bamf.com

79. Relative: Hell if I know

80. Hangout: Home, friend's houses, guitar shops, punk rock shows, the pool hall in San Mateo

81. Friend: I dunno...

The PEOPLE YOU KNOW Side
82. Friends: Paul, Rob, Matt the lazy fucker, Lizzie, Dunc, Hollee, Jackie, Koby,

83. Best Friend(s): Paul, Lizzie, Rob, Dunc

84. Funniest: Paul

85. Silliest: Paul

86. Loudest: Paul

87. Craziest: I dunno

88. Skinniest: Me or Rob

89. Best at keeping secrets: I dunno, I'm not big on secrets

90. The one you had, but wish you didn't: None. if I wished I didn't, I would have offloaded them by now.

91. Smartest: Dunc, Lizzie

92. Most innocent: Me

93. Sweetest: Lizzie

94. Hottest: Lizzie

95. Weirdest: They're all weird

96. Hyperest: I dunno

97. Biggest flirt: See above

98. Most annoying: I don't hang out with annoying people, they annoy me.

99. Quietest: Rob

The ONE OR THE OTHER Side
100. N*Sync OR BSB: Neither. Unless you're asking which I'd like to empty an H&K MP5 into, then I'd have to go with.... both.

101. Peanut butter OR Jelly: Peanut butter and chocolate

102. Coke OR Pepsi: Pepsi all the way

103. Boxers OR Briefs: Boxers

104. Matt OR Ben: ....good question. Assuming you're talking about Matt Damon or Ben Affleck.... I dunno.

105. MTV OR VH1: MTV, but only because of the delicious Daria and Beavis & Butthead factor

106. Apples OR Oranges: Apples. Or orange juice.

107. Vanilla OR Chocolate: Chocolate

108. Flowers OR Candy: Candy

109. Dawson's Creek OR Felicity: Dawson's Creek. Felicity doesn't have Katie Holmes.

110. Romantic, Comedy OR Horror: Horror comedy

111. Book OR Magazine: Both

112. TV OR Radio: Both

113. [a] Is the glass half full OR half empty?: Half empty. Unless it contains a delicious substance like a chocolate milkshake, then it will be completely empty after I drink it.

113. [b] If you've gotten this far, you rock!: No shit.

The BELIEVE OR NOT Side
114. Do you believe in angels?: Fuck no.

115. Aliens?: Oh sure.

116. Hell?: Fuck no.

117. God?: Not in the conventional Judeo-Christian sense.

118. Yourself?: Damn skippie.

The HAVE YOU EVER Side
119. Been on a plane: Many times.

120. Cried in public: Not in a while. (I'm actually pissed off that I've been socially conditioned not to cry at all.)

121. Climbed a tree: A few times.

122. Fell asleep in a Movie Theater: Not in many years.

123. Kissed a guy/girl: Yes, on both accounts. *thinks* I've kissed... I think I've kissed about 4 girls, and 1 guy.

124. Met a celebrity: Not really.

125. Met the president: Nope. Never been anywhere near him.

126. Been scared to get a shot: Never that I recall.

127. Gotten a cavity: Amazingly, no.

128. Shopped at Abercrombie & Fitch: Fuck no. I wouldn't be caught dead in that pit of conformity.

129. Had an online relationship: Ohhhhh yeah.

131. Said, "I love you," and meant it: Yup. In fact, I refuse to tell anyone I love them if I don't mean it.

132. Made prank calls: Oh sure. I participated in a prank call CAMPAIGN once.

133. Gone skinny dipping: Nope, but I might be talked into it under extenuating circumstances.

134. Skipped school: Nope. But I faked sick a lot.

135. Loved somebody so much it made you cry: Yep.

136. Gone to a theme park and checked out all the cute guys/girls: I don't think so.... I'm not big on theme parks, I don't like rollercoasters.

The WHICH IS WORSE Side
136. [a] sitting on a wet toilet seat OR [b] finding out there is no TP half way through: [b] is worse

137. [a] kissing someone who just threw up OR kissing someone who just ate taco bell: [a] is worse

138. [a] you don't know how to ride a bike OR [b] you don't know how to rollerblade: [a], and that's okay cuz that's the one I do know

139. [a] you lose a finger OR [b] you lose a toe: [a] because I need my fingers to do, uh...stuff

140. [a] you are eating a rotten apple OR [b] you are drinking chunky milk: [b] because rotten apples are still edible, whereas chunky milk is just gross

141. [a] watching reruns of Full House OR [b] watching reruns of Gilligans Island: [a]. Full House sucks my ass.

The WHAT DO YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU HEAR Side
142. Bill Clinton: "I feel your pain *gesture*"

143. Lollipops: Suck it

144. Dreams: mm, dreamy....

145. Love: ... the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket

146. Whipped Cream: Umm....

147. South Park: I'm not fat, I'm big boned!

148. Boy Bands: Girl you look good won't you back that thang up

149. Guys: Pigs

151. Death: A hobby

The WHICH WOULD YOU RATHER BE Side
152. Dog/Cat: Cat

153. Blue/Purple: Blue

154. Chocolate/Vanilla: Chocolate

155. Underwear/Bra: A bra. Getting to hold tits all day long, that's fucking nice.

156. Pen/Pencil: Pen

157. Plumber/Trashman: I dunno, both are kinda nasty.

158. Ear/Eye: Ear

159. Rich and unhappy/Poor and happy: Poor and happy

160. Tall/Short: Tall

The QUESTIONS THAT DON'T MATTER, BUT I'M STILL ASKING side
161. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?: Nope.

162. Last time you showered: Friday, I think.

163. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?: Red

164. How many buddies do you have on your list?: ICQ - 13, AIM - 11

165. Do you like this survey?: It's okay.

166. What are the last 4 digits of your number?: 8542

167. One pillow or two, cotton or feather?: One feather

168. Last CD you bought: The Distillers

169. How long are you in the shower?: I dunno, 20 minutes.

170. How do you eat a Reese's Peanut Buttercup?: My mouth. Retard.

171. Feelings on abortion: They are ugly, but in the end a very good thing

172. Is Tupac alive?: I couldn't give a fuck really.

173. Thoughts on Britney Spears: Fuck toy. I have to say she's pretty, but that's the only thing she's good for; looking cute and sucking my cock. This is why I don't approve of shooting her in the face; if you shot her in the face, she wouldn't be cute any more, and hence would be worthless.

174. What does your screen name mean?: It's my rapping pseudonym.

175. Who do you most admire?: Tank Girl or Matt Freeman from Rancid

176. Right, Left, or Ambidextrous?: I'm righthanded for almost everything, but I wank left handed. I think that's really weird.

177. What is on your mouse pad?: Outer space

178. What is under your bed?: Flattened carpet and probably a ton of dust and stuff.

179. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?: More than I can count.

Fini. We shall dance now.