Sunday, bloody Sunday or some shit

I actually made New Year's resolutions for 2001, dig it:

1. Start drinking. (if nothing else, to get used to it before I go to Queensland and am plied with liquor by Lizzie. I know she wants to get me liquored up so she can take advantage of my tight virginal body.)

2. Find some direction for my life.

3. Rustle up some poontang.