Metallica = Rectum Rangers

First off, I just want to point out that I USED to like Metallica, and I think they're a good band, but this Napster fiasco has destroyed them to me.

At this moment, I am pissed off because not only do I number among the thousands of poor bastards that are permanently banned from Napster, but I am banned over TWO, count them, TWO Metallica tracks that I accidentally shared. I'm fucking banned for that, and I can't get back in with another user name.

HOW THE FUCK DO THEY KNOW TO BAN MY NEW USER NAME???? I HAVE A NEW IP ADDRESS, NEW EMAIL AND EVERYTHING, HOW DO THEY KNOW????

So I extend a big fat middle finger at Metallica for being tightassed money grubbing whores, and a smaller but still quite prominent middle finger to Napster for not standing up to those faggots. I can understand why (Metallica probably has a LOT more money, and lots of pricey attorneys), but it displays a noteworthy lack of balls. If I were in charge, I'd show Lars and his suits my trusty Mr. Digit hand puppet.

And even then, do Lars and his associates really want to spend their life prosecuting every 15 year old who downloads an MP3 of "No Leaf Clover" before he's bought the CD? Seems like a waste of time to me.