I am Elizabeth Angela Colbert's bitch

(left hand photo: High school portrait circa 1997-1998. Right hand photo: Circa 1998-1999)

So... um... yeah. This girl found me on ICQ (tres geek: My number is 1035432 if you dare) coz I have something praising Daria in my info, and the rest is history, or some cliche like that. She says we've known each other longer, but by my records, we've known each other since June 1st 1999, so that's about three months. But it's like we've known each other for like, years.

Suckiness: she's Australian, from Melbourne, Victoria. This sucks because: 1, I've spoken to her on the phone and she has a really sexy voice and a cool accent (very tantalizing), and 2, she's really fucking distant. I'll be lucky to ever see her in my life.

Whatever. I'm still her bitch. It's unhealthy, really, for the above reason. But I don't care. Because me and the rest of humanity, as a rule, do not mix. However, me and Elizabeth do. Very well. Better than almost ANYONE. (Bear in mind, I hate admitting all this because I'll probably never see her, but I have to Tell It Like It Is.) I'd like to think it'd be love at first sight: There'd be a day or two of kinda friendly awkwardness, until we got used to each other's presence, then we'd be physically and psychically inseparable. My mum (I've gotten into the habit of using British and Australian slang and mannerisms partly because of her) would have to pry us apart with a crowbar for social functions, since it would be in poor form or something for us to be necking in front of all those relatives and little cousins.

To paraphrase Frankie Lymon: "Why must I be a geeky teenager in love?"

Vital statistics:

Age: 16

DOB: 1/8/1983

Star Sign: Capricorn

Height: 5'4"

Weight: A mystery, rumored to be 115-130 pounds

Hair: Black, past the shoulders

Eyes: Bright blue

Favorite colors: Purple, silver, black, metallic colors

Favorite movies: The City of the Lost Children, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, There's Something About Mary, and more

Celebrities she's most obsessed with: Robert Smith, Trent Reznor

Favorite bands: Nine Inch Nails, The Cure, Nirvana, Jane's Addiction

So am I a pathetic geek, or just a geek? Or whatever.