Chicks are stupid

I don't have any specific examples to cite (I prefer to forget them; I feel bad enough about myself normally without having to remember how chicks have always rejected me), but I swear, chicks around where I live suck*. They're all yuppie whores.

They're just like all the others. They like guys who look like all the other guys, who have money to waste on them, who will treat them like shit, who will tell them what they want to hear even though it's bullshit.

Chicks are stupid

Perhaps I just have an overgrown ego (unlikely considering how much I'm rejected), but they're too stupid to notice that, for all my myriad minuses (no job, no ride, no asskissing, punk-ass 'fuck-you' attitude, flaky 'artistic' penchant for the pretensious, et cetera),

I'm still way cooler and more worthy than the shitheads they can't seem to keep their mouths off the dicks of.

Nothing is more disenchanting than seeing or hearing about a cool, gorgeous, otherwise intelligent chick saddling herself with an immature, disrespectful, often violent, macho, piece of shit. These guys make me wish I had been born a chick just so I wouldn't have to share a gender and have something in common with them (it would also be sweet to reject them and make them see what THAT'S like for once).

Guys are scum

But I digress. They're just being guys. By which I mean pigs. Not ALL of us are (I myself am pretty non-scummy), but guys who aren't filth-encrusted swine are the exception, not the rule. The real problem is that, once again,

Chicks are stupid for giving these guys the time of day, much less a blow job.

More often than not, they don't know what the fuck they want. This is where guys are superior. We may be pigs, but at least we know what we want (p00ntang, of course.... duh) and don't fuck around trying to save anyone's feelings. Chicks always say they want a nice funny sweet (insert inane qualities here) guy. Usually this is just a front for the sake of image or something moronic like that. They really want what I stated earlier: A good looking guy with a big fat wallet (nope... I rarely even keep cash in my wallet) and a big fat cock (not really... It's above average, but really not that impressive) who will treat them like a punching bag with a vagina (nope... most chicks I go for could kick my ass), then buy them flowers and kiss their asses so they won't leave (nope. I'll PICK the flowers myself because I want to express myself, but I will not kiss ass and say what anyone wants to hear).

Especially since I doubt many people, if any, want to read me bitching about how I can't get laid because chicks are stupid.

Check out "Chicks Suck", his site inspired the styling of this rant, and he says what I say, only he says it better.... at least he DID before he lucked out. Son of a Bitch.

* - I specify 'around where I live' because I have found and heard from cool chicks, but none of them are from my area, otherwise I wouldn't be fucking around with this web site, I would pull a CSG and neglect it while my chick puts her legs over my shoulders. I don't blame him, and I would do the same thing. Sex is a hell of a lot more interesting than the Web... unless maybe if it's porn, but if I can get laid, what do I need pr0n for?