Wait, there are MORE cool sites out there!
Like these:
Surreality: Hey, Liz hooked it up with a shagadelic web site. Go give her some hits, or she may cry. It's pretty entertaining,too. No saucy pics yet, though. That makes me, as the French say, a saaaaaaad panda. :( Go to her site anyway, you cheap bastards.
Ami's Page O' Stuff: Not only is this chick really cute and blonde, she's even pretty smart and cool and stuff. I would not only do her, probably, I would even be nice to her and hang out with her after the deed was completed (and I would even "take care of her needs" while I was at it). I dunno if I'd buy her lunch afterward too, though.
Penny Arcade: A very amusing gamer-geek comic strip. Especially check out this cartoon.
Boy Kicks Girl: One of the coolest punk bands in San Jose. I got Evil Kevin's autograph too. That puppy's gonna be valuable someday.
User Friendly: Long-running geek comic strip. I myself am a victim of the User Friendly Productivity Virus, but I'm not proud enough of it to post their button on my site.
This site: This chick is also pretty cool. Especially since she thinks this site kicks ass. And she's down with the Chicks Suck Guy. She gets a link just for saying my site kicks ass though.
The Misanthropic Bitch: The Bitch is cool, and probably smarter than you or I. (I often wonder what she looks like: On one hand, attractive people are rarely that angry. On the other hand, she must be good looking to get away with being such a bitch, and she apparently has a boyfriend. That guy must be cool as fuck.)
Chicks Suck: I've linked this site elsewhere, but it bears repetition. This guy is a BAD ASS. He got a chick without having to kiss her ass OR beat her like a red headed stepchild. And he Tells It Like It Is. He's actually MORE qualified to have a hotass girlfriend than me.
Tuoni's Abode (or site or whatever): Rare indeed is the chick with proper appreciation of racial and religious humor. I exchanged a couple emails with her, she asked me if I had any brothers or cousins like me in New York.... isn't that sweet of her? I'm probably too young and scrawny and non-cute for her though.... whatevah.
Suck It Up, Buttercup: Very groovy, Jackie's webmastering skills are superior to mine. In spite of her penchant for guys who look like total flamers, I would probably get with her. She's a riot grrl, how can I say no? (Especially since she'd probably put the smack down on me if I refused her sultry advances.)
The Unofficial Loveline Quote Archive: Witness the comedic genius that is, Adam Carolla.
The Shuga Shack: I get MY Quake-playing computer geek news HERE, at sCary's Shuga Shack! (I just like to spell his name sCary... or better yet sCaryname. I'm old-school Quaker.)
Sifl-n-Olly.com: I swear by the Holy Trinity, those are the funniest puppets ever to walk the face of the earth. Especially Chester, I was gonna dress as him for Halloween. Goddamn that dude is funny. I heard from my dad that he has lots of teenage girls who want to marry him.
Opiate and JeremyB Tell It Like It Is: These guys are pretty cool, I think they're British (they say 'mum' instead of mom... I say "Kathy" instead of 'mom') too. It would be nice if they'd update the feckin site now and then, though. Rat bastards.