Stuff I'm into

But first, updateage: I'm done with Katie (still on speaking terms but not an item by any means (I think she still wants to do it with me)). Day after tomorrow I get to start working at Electronics Boutique, selling crappy console games to stressed out yuppie parents who don't know or care what the fuck they're buying for their kid.

However, I am now, like, trying to go out with, this ever-so-yummy punk rock chick named Annie. Ask me about it.

But as I was saying, this is a bunch of my turn ons and turn offs:

Turn ons:

Punk rock -Yummy punk rock girls (especially with spiky hair and combat boots) - Bad language - Food - Junk food - Skateboarding - Light smoking/drinking - Playing guitar (especially well) - Aggression - The Rack - Horny chicks - Polysyllaby - Articulateness - Being called - Laziness - Constructive apathy (as opposed to ineffectual) - Cynicism - Disregard for authority - Misanthropy

Turn offs:

Racists - Homophobes - Sexists - Political correctness - Pettiness - Liking crappy mainstream music - Lying - Pretension - Idealism (it's complicated) - Most drugs - Weakness/spinelessness - Jealousy - Uptight people - Conservatives - Assholes - People who don't understand - Babies and the people who make them - Religious wankers - People who don't think for themselves - 'Tards - Teenage conformity drones - People in general