Teenagers suck

I just watched part of Jailbait, the latest excretion of MTV's made-for-TV-movie division. I did not sit through enough of it to give much of a review though. This is because it failed to hold my interest (probably because MTV is uptight and refuses to air anything that anyone could object to or be offended by, except maybe Springer Break or Undressed or whatever, that shit is weak), and also because I was acutely reminded of why I hate teenagers. This movie made me glad I don't have to go to high school, because I would be surrounded by total fucking imbeciles. Nary a day would pass that I wouldn't have the urge to beat someone into a sticky red paste.

One of the major things that aggravated me was that blonde girl, Ginger or whatever the fuck her name is. She pisses me off, because she's extremely good looking. I hate really good looking girls though. For one, all but very few of them are snot-nosed little whores (you ladies know who you are, and you rock). For another, I'm bitter because they think I'm not good enough for them, hence there's no way in hell I'll ever have one. By the time I can, I'll probably be too old and it'll be weird and/or gross. I'll still do it though, I just won't brag about it as much.

(This is another reason why I need to 'make it' playing in a band, so I can take revenge for my crappy adolescence by shagging lots of hot looking young chicks, who wouldn't have acknowledged my existance before MTV did. Star-fucking whores deserve it.)

This is why I don't watch much TV any more. Per Sturgeon's Law, %95 of everything on TV is crap.