Something that pisses me off

I'm not talking about those noisy leaf blowers. I'm not talking about gay dogs. Yes folks, I'm talking about the Christian Coalition. First, I want to say, while I am against all organized religion, I have no particular problem with Christianity. I have a problem with a large chunk of it's alleged believers.

Who the fuck do they think they are, anyway? I wouldn't mind if they'd just do their own thing and live alone everyone outside of their fucked up little world, but they get out and try to impose on the rest of the world. If they were in charge, this country would no doubt resemble Jerusalem circa 30 AD. Premarital sex would be punishable by stoning. I could go on...

It especially pisses me off to hear hot chicks talk about how they're ashamed of having "impure thoughts". For the love of all that is truly holy, it's hard enough (especially for a geek like myself) to get a chick like that in the sack WITHOUT them being ashamed of their natural biological urges. (I'll talk about stupid chicks later, though).

In conclusion, next time someone asks you to show faith in "The Lord", tell them, "God is dead, find another purpose for your meaningless existance." And punch them in the stomach for me. Hard. Thank you.