What you need in your dorm

Stuff you NEED:

1. A mattress

2. A spatula

3. 6,000 Marvel comic books

4. Vodka!

Stuff you should have but don't need:

1. A lid of pretty good weed

2. A Kurt Cobain poster (And/or a Bob Marley poster)

3. A guitar

4. A lava lamp

5. Incense

6. A black light

7. A box of condoms, especially in plain view rather than stashed

8. "How to pick up chicks [or guys if that's your flava], vol. 1: Hunting and Escaping"

9. An extremely stoned roommate

10. Maybe some books if you have room and the money

11. A really cool stereo and a record/CD collection

12. $50 worth of Top Ramen