The Disclaimer:
You may be wondering why a no-name personal homepage needs a disclaimer, when no one's going to visit it. Well, hopefully, if you're reading this, you got here because you saw the link on a guestbook or something, so you might be an idiot. I say a lot of weird, personal, sometimes fucked up shit on my homepage. So I write a disclaimer, for fun and to save my visitors some time.
So, to make it perfectly clear: Any and all statements on this web site may or may not be nothing more than the biased personal opinions of the webmaster. I may have researched them if I felt like it, but chances are, anything on here is my opinion at best, or complete bullshit at worst. So don't blame me if you lose a bet because you took my side on something and lost; I don't claim to know shit, and neither should you.
If you're one of those irrational religious types who believes their God (I'll talk about that later...) wants them to dictate the thoughts, words, and deeds of everyone around them that they may come into contact with, you should know (this actually applies to everyone else, but the religious types especially):
I don't give a flying fuck what you think.
I don't care if you think God frowns on my bestiality jokes. I don't care if you think I'm going to hell in a handbasket. America is going to hell in an handbasket anyway, and I'm an American, so I'm going either way. So don't bother e-mailing me with your harangue. I can't stop you, but I can let you know in advance that if you have a problem with what I have to say, you can go fuck a trout farm. In fact, that would be preferable to fucking a member of the same species and opposite sex, as that sort of behavior could result in more idiots like you, which will eventually need to be removed from the gene pool via 9 millimeter hollowpoint slug to the base of the skull.
Thank you, and good night. Be sure to trip your waitress.