People who don't suck balls

(The few who are lucky enough to not piss me off)

• Paul Cote (AKA Masta Cote, Jza): Paul is crescent fresh. He's been my best friend since like the 4th grade. He's kind of a jock, but he's also a metal stoner dude. But he's also a Magic The Gathering nerd. He defies the usual high school caste system at Wastemont High. But he's not nerdy enough to be into computers and shit like me. If he would just develop some musical skillz, I would start a band with him, he'd be like Matt Freeman to my Tim Armstrong or some shit like that. But he's too busy with other stuff (coughcoughtossingcoughcough) to play guitar. I should shut up though, he could kick my ass any time he felt like it.
• Liz Colbert: I'm kind of pissed that I met this chick online like a fuckin poindexter. She's ungodly cres, not only would I probably do her, I would actually hang out with her after the deed. That's the impressive part (see "Teenage Girls are Frickin Idiots"). She's not a stupid teen girl or anything, I swear she's actually gotten less uptight and dysfunctional since I met her. But I digress: She's Australian, so even if I could talk her into it, it would be implausible to pop over while everyone else is out of the house and have a go at her. Too bad, she's cute, isn't she? :( It's a wicked rippin shame.
  UPDATE: Lizzie is EXTRA cool now, because, let's just say, I could get her. I'll leave it at that for the moment.
• Meghan McCoy: Well, she doesn't suck or anything (I know, I've tried to get her to). But honestly, sometimes she bugs the shit out of me. I can hang with her now and then, but if I had to spend a lot of time around her, she would drive me up the wall. I just had to put her on this page because she doesn't suck in any way shape or form. Besides, I'm pissed that I didn't make the cut to play drums in her band. All girl band my ass. I'm the closest to a chick you can get and still actually have a penis attached to your body. Whatever. But she's still one of the only teenagers I personally know who isn't a frickin idiot.(Tangent: It's just as well, that shit ain't really my bag. The kind of band I want to play is heavier and more pissed-off sounding. Like MxPx's evil twin, guitars tuned down at least one step. Hers sounds more like a Donnas 33 1/3 played at 45 rpm, or something.) She could be the 5th Donna, though.
• Adam "Beeko" DiCarlo: I was in a Quake clan with this guy back in the day (he's only like some months older than me, but he has cooler facial hair). Uh... he's like, a programming nerd, but he's also into Metallica and Garbage and cool stuff like that, and he plays guitar too. And protocol dictates that I call him a "sugar daddy". And I just think it's funny to say I have to call him that because of 'protocol'. We talk about chicks and music and stuff like that.... Seriously, Adam doesn't suck. He also looks kind of like Kirk Hammett, don't ya think?
• Jackie "The Punk Rock Girl who told me not to use her last name, cos she's a wiener": She's pretty cool. I'm not just saying this coz she threatened to "kick my pussy whipped ass". She's a bad ass riot grrl babe from Boston. And, ummm... her site is linked from my wack links page, go check it out. Shower her with praise (and click on the picture to see the whole, unskewed thing).
• Christina "Holy-jeez-I-wanted-to-lick-em" Ricci: Not only is she HOT to an unholy, affront-to-established-religion degree, she's even pretty smart, especially for a hot-looking actress. I bet I would actually want to hang out with her after I did her. Um, yeah, and stuff... *is out of interesting things to say* Go see Sleepy Hollow, Pecker, Buffalo 66.... and um, anything else she's been in.
• Art Alexakis (the one in the middle, Greg Eklund to the left, Craig Montoya to the right): Art fuckin rules. His band rules. I wish I could be as cool as Art. He's a fuckin songwritin god, and I am his bitch. Nuff said.