Clan Crescent Fresh
Welcome to our new web page. Clan Crescent Fresh is a new online gaming clan, primarily Quake 2. This is your web-god, and founder, Crescent Fresh, AKA Method Dan. I'm looking for Quakers to pad out the roster. Before you write, though, here's a few tips if you actually want in (these actually apply to general online chat and communication, but these are also entrance criteria):
1. DON'T take the game seriously. CCF is about having fun, first and foremost. If winning clan matches and shite is important to you, you probably shouldn't bother.
2. DON'T type in mixed caps (LiKE ThIs, YoU lLaMa), or only upper case. It just bugs the shite out of me when people do that. All lower case is also annoying, but more understandable, and it doesn't look like shouting.
3. DON'T use excessive l33t-sp34k. A little is okay, but avoid using ASCII letters, such as '|-|', '|\|', and shite like that. Real hax0rs don't write like that, only 13 year olds with no dick do that.
4. DO include pr0n with your application. Not too weird (bestiality, fisting, golden showers, etc.), though. Gay pr0n is accepted, but not good for as many brownie points, simply because I'm not really into that kinda thing. (Being gay is very cool, though.)
5. DO drop references to stuff that rocks (MxPx, Rancid, Nirvana, NOFX, Everclear and so on).
6. DO drop references to Sifl & Olly. Of course this is important, where do you think I got the phrase 'Crescent Fresh'? This can be a simple "ROCK!" thrown in somewhere, or even a quote from the clan's mascot, Chester. i.e. "Uhhhh.... Well, don't, don't push him, because, if you push him, he'll fall, and cut his lip, and there'll, be, blood, all over the floor, of the, school."
A fuzzy knit clan skin with big yellow flower-petal eyelashes is being planned. Anyone with l33t gr4f1x ski11z who could make that up for me/us, lemme know.
So if you want to join Clan Crescent Fresh, write me at methoddan@planetquake.com, or ICQ at #1035432.