You can look and you can touch, I can look but I can't touch
So I'm severely depressed and lonely and I thought to whine about it by making a list of who I want and can't have because I'm an ugly, luckless social mutant.
Elizabeth Colbert. Why? Melbourne, Australia.
Marin (?). Why? My sister's friend, and way the fuck out of my league.
Alexis Adler. Why? Has a boyfriend, most likely thinks I'm a psychopath, and is also out of my league.
Danielle Madtson. Why? Canton, Illinois.
Hollee (?). Why? Western NC.
Jessica Nguyen. Why? Evil mother, doesn't put out anyway.
Alex Agloro. Why? Has a boyfriend, and not enough time for me, South San Francisco, CA.