Buzz Clips
Or, noteworthy bits and pieces and words of wisdom too small to compose a rant, and which don't fit much into the 'fucked up shit about me' category
Pet peeve: Being ignored. Just not being heard is understandable, I'm not a very loud guy usually. But being ignored pisses me off, like I'm not good enough to be told to fuck off. When someone ignores me when I'm talking to them and can't even be bothered to acknowledge me, I want to grab them by the throat and shout, "Pay attention to me, I have something to say to you, motherfucker!"
I say we ('we' being guys) should do away with that 1 to 10 system for evaluating a chick's appearance. We might as well go by the amount we would pay to fuck them, hotter chicks obviously garnering a larger dollar value. IE Asia Argento would be at least $100, Pamela Anderson, $50 tops.
Why is it, that black people can say whatever they want, because their ancestors were oppressed, but if a white guy ever publicly utters the word 'nigger', he probably will be lucky if he isn't sued for everything he's worth and made a pariah throughout global society? What ever happened to equality, you motherfuckers?
I would like it if all fertility treatments ('fertility' treatments being any intended to help the production of children, rather than hinder it) were criminalized. If you can't conceive without the aid of medicine, it's nature's way of telling you your genes are so damaged and inferior that they shouldn't be passed on to future generations.
I'm really starting to hope that the human race DOES breed itself out of existance. It'll be like deer with no people to hunt them. The people will reproduce more than the environment can handle, and they'll start dying off, and either learn to maintain a smaller population, or die out. I have mixed feelings about the fact that I won't be around to witness this cataclysm, though.
If a friend who is into pro wrestling ever starts to tell you about his new CD's, beware: Respond with, "See deeze nuts?" It'll take the wind right out of their sails.
The reason why I can't get laid, is because I'm neither a fag nor an asshole. I'm a little of both, but I'm not enough of either to be unsuitable enough for chicks to not be able to get enough of me.
I think vegetarianism is kind of stupid. For starters, they're just animals. People have been killing them for their own use for thousands of years. It's called a food chain, and people happen to be on the upper end. We're smarter and more evolved, so we're allowed to eat other animals, just as cats are allowed to eat mice and birds and occasionally fish. Also, self-righteous vegetarians often overlook or simply forget the fact that plants are living things. Do they think those carrots in the salad like being yanked out of the warm ground and chopped up for them to eat? Or that soy beans like being processed into tofu, however the hell that's done? I don't think they like it any more than a cow likes being knocked out and bled to death. The fact of the matter is, it's utterly impractical to live on ONLY completely man-made sustenence, so all people HAVE to kill and eat other living things, so they might as well eat animals as well.
While I fancy myself fairly sophisticated, I often think really stupid things are really funny. Such as 'salty chocolate balls'. And the Tom Green Show.
The only thing that makes me any better than a bigot, is that I hate people who are like myself as well as those who are different. If a lawyer cross-examined me, I'd have to say I do hate women, blacks and all those other people with more melanin in their skin than me, homosexuals, and all those other motherfuckers. But in reality, I also hate The (heterosexual) White Man. In fact, I usually hate myself for having to be associated with them, being a white male. At least I'm not completely arrow-straight heterosexual.
More to come....