HornyGirl1986: hey
Bikko256: Hey baby
Bikko256: Hehe
Bikko256: Who's this?
HornyGirl1986: This is Renee, what's your name?
HornyGirl1986: ;-)
Bikko256: Marcus. ;-)
HornyGirl1986: neet
Bikko256: Renee, are you into the french?
Bikko256: Because I'm French.
HornyGirl1986: ummm, no, why?
Bikko256: No, I'm only kidding, just my salad dressing
is french. *Rim shot*
HornyGirl1986: heheehe
HornyGirl1986: LOL
Bikko256: So tell me a little about yourself.
HornyGirl1986: umm... I'm from Chicago... I love
Blink 182 and MxPx....
HornyGirl1986: why don't you read my info?
Bikko256: Sure thing, I'd love to read about you.
HornyGirl1986: :-)
Bikko256: Hey!
Bikko256: I'm from Chicago too!
Bikko256: Maybe we could go to the Punk Rock Show
together sometime
HornyGirl1986: Really? wow
Bikko256: :-)
HornyGirl1986: eh, my daddy doesn't let me go to
clubs.
Bikko256: eh? Must be canadian, huh?
Bikko256: but then again..
Bikko256: Who'd move from Canada to Chicago.
Bikko256: Am I Right??
HornyGirl1986: my uncle is from Canada
Bikko256: Ooh!
HornyGirl1986: Nah, I've lived in Chicago all my
life.
Bikko256: Watchout, Canadian uncles are said to be
even more perverted than normal ones.
HornyGirl1986: Yeah, I sometimes catch him
looking at me weird...
Bikko256: So tell me... Renee... how come you're so
interested in sex?
HornyGirl1986: (yawn and stretch) I horny....
(giggle) I was gonna say that before you asked!
HornyGirl1986: That's pretty much it, I'm horny
and I wonder what it's like.
Bikko256: Horny at 13?
Bikko256: A trifle young, don't you think?
HornyGirl1986: Yeah, my mom says I'm
'precocious', but I dunno what that word means.
Bikko256: my God, how can a tiny little thing like you
know how to spell precocious?
Bikko256: Pretty mature for your age I take it
HornyGirl1986: tee hee... yeah.
HornyGirl1986: I guess I am.
Bikko256: hehe...
Bikko256: that's funny...
Bikko256: I'm actually rather attracted to girls who are
mature for their age...
Bikko256: and are good spellers.. :-)
HornyGirl1986: I'm in advanced nerd classes at
school, everyone thinks I'm an egghead.
HornyGirl1986: How old're you?
Bikko256: 15
Bikko256: do you go for older guys...?
HornyGirl1986: Yeah... this guy I want at school is
like 16, I think.
HornyGirl1986: OMG, he is so HOT...
Bikko256: so which part of chicago do you live in?
HornyGirl1986: Umm, North Chicago, near the
lake.
Bikko256: I was just in chicago yesterday
HornyGirl1986: neet
HornyGirl1986: Ooh, thanks for changing the
subject, I was getting wet.
Bikko256: Yeah?
Bikko256: *raises an eyebrow*
HornyGirl1986: (nod)
HornyGirl1986: Do you have a girlfriend?
Bikko256: No...
HornyGirl1986: want a pic of me?
Bikko256: Yes!!!
Bikko256: I bet you're hot...
HornyGirl1986: (blush) Thanks.... hang on a sec.
Bikko256: being mature and all
Bikko256: do you know how to do the file send?
HornyGirl1986: yeah, i'm just looking for the file.
Bikko256: you're not gonna send me a pic of someone
else, some model or something, and pretend it's you, are
you?
HornyGirl1986: nuh uh. Although the picture looks
weird, just to warn you.
Bikko256: okay :-)
Bikko256: it's no problem
HornyGirl1986 wants to send file
C:\WINDOWS\Desktop\blonde.JPG.
Bikko256: you're blonde??
HornyGirl1986: yup
Bikko256: well..
Bikko256: you're in luck, because I prefer blondes ;-)
HornyGirl1986: sweet
Bikko256: though I've been known to occasionally not
be a gentleman....
HornyGirl1986: tee hee
Bikko256: *wink*
HornyGirl1986: (smile)
Bikko256: do you know how to masturbate?
HornyGirl1986: Yeah, it's fun.
Bikko256: yeah... but I bet you're still a virgin, huh. it's
not as fun as the real thing
HornyGirl1986: my friend Jen taught me, she's like
a dalai llama of the pussy.
Yup, still a virgin.
HornyGirl1986: If I weren't I wouldn't be curious
anymore.
HornyGirl1986: (eyes you)
Bikko256: nah, you'd still be curious...
Bikko256: there's always more to learn.
Bikko256: That's for sure...
Bikko256: especially if you have someone...a little older,
perhaps more experienced... to help you learn.
Bikko256: The picture's not coming thru..
HornyGirl1986: huh... want to help me? Lemme re
send that.
HornyGirl1986 cancels request; the file will not
be sent.
HornyGirl1986 wants to send file
C:\WINDOWS\Desktop\blonde.JPG.
Bikko256: oh yes.
Bikko256: Well it depends... I've gotta see your picture
firsT!
HornyGirl1986: alright... it says it's waiting for you
to accept.
HornyGirl1986 wants to directly connect.
Bikko256 is now directly connected.
Bikko256: i accepted it
HornyGirl1986 cancels request; the file will not
be sent.
HornyGirl1986: 
Bikko256: oh...here we go..
Bikko256: wow!
Bikko256: You're totally gorgeous!
HornyGirl1986: (blush) Thanks...
Bikko256: That can't be you
Bikko256: Are you sure???
HornyGirl1986: (sarcasm) I think so.
HornyGirl1986: It might be my evil twin or
something though.
Bikko256: This is the girl I'm talking to, right now??
Bikko256: LOL
HornyGirl1986: Yup
Bikko256: You have such a sweet sense of humor
HornyGirl1986: Thanks.
Bikko256: you're so cute..
HornyGirl1986: (blush) Stop it....
Bikko256: Why?
Bikko256: Gonna do somethin about it...?
HornyGirl1986: Maybe....
Bikko256: *wink*
HornyGirl1986: (tackles)
Bikko256: oh come on...
Bikko256: baaby...
Bikko256: you got me smothered...
Bikko256: but i'm lovin it
HornyGirl1986: good
HornyGirl1986: (kisses)
Bikko256: ooh
Bikko256: (kisses back)
Bikko256: much obliged, miss.
HornyGirl1986: (takes off shirt)
Bikko256: Oh yeaa
Bikko256: You're even cuter without that pesky
clothing.
HornyGirl1986: thanks...
Bikko256: Hey, guess who just took off his shirt?
HornyGirl1986: oooh
HornyGirl1986: (touches) You're cute
Bikko256: thanks :-)
Bikko256: *kisses you on the mouth*
Bikko256: *kisses you on the chin*
HornyGirl1986: what do you wanna do?
Bikko256: *kisses you on the neck...*
HornyGirl1986: ohh, keep going...
Bikko256: *kisses a little lower..>*
HornyGirl1986: (unzips pants)
Bikko256: you have beautiful breasts..
HornyGirl1986: thanks
Bikko256: oh, you're giving me such a hard on...
Bikko256: *helps you take off your pants*
HornyGirl1986: *slips em off, with my undies*
Bikko256: *touches your breasts, kisses them*
HornyGirl1986: oohhhh...
Bikko256: *feels down between your legs..*
Bikko256: do you have hair down there...?
HornyGirl1986: I'm all wet... keep doing that....
only a little.
Bikko256: i can feel you're wet.
HornyGirl1986: sweet
Bikko256: *touches slowly.. rubbing*
HornyGirl1986: *pushes against your hand*
HornyGirl1986: mmmmmmh
Bikko256: mmm i'm enjoying it just as much as you
Bikko256: why don't you help me slip out of these
pants?
HornyGirl1986: i doubt that.... (flushes)
Sure
HornyGirl1986: (unzips your pants)
Bikko256: can you feel what's underneath?
Bikko256: it's throbbing....
HornyGirl1986: mm hmm... it's kinda big...
Bikko256: it's waiting to get out...
HornyGirl1986: (takes your cock and squeezes it)
Bikko256: yep...
Bikko256: mmmm!
Bikko256: don't stop....
Bikko256: i'm so turned on...
HornyGirl1986: (run my finger along the underside)
Bikko256: ohhhhh
Bikko256: *pant*
HornyGirl1986: *rub it between my thighs*
HornyGirl1986: Can I do something to you?
Bikko256: mmm.. yes.... anything
HornyGirl1986: Sweet, this shouldn't hurt much.
Bikko256: i'm sure it wont...what r u doing?
HornyGirl1986: *takes out her thick 8 inch cock
and gently pushes it against your ass, before stuffing
the whole thing in*
HornyGirl1986: *pumps in and out harder and
harder, until she shoots her load into your rectum*
Bikko256: WHAT THE FUCK?
Bikko256: wHAT THE fuck are you talking about?
HornyGirl1986: *pulls out* That was awesome
HornyGirl1986: Haven't you ever seen a cute little
13 year old girl with a big cock before? Honestly,
some people are so sheltered.
Bikko256: and WHERE did you get a big cock??
HornyGirl1986: *shrug* Same place you got
yours, I reckon.
Bikko256: Why you little bitch...
HornyGirl1986: *smile*
Bikko256: That's not funny.
HornyGirl1986: You're welcome.
HornyGirl1986: Why not?
Bikko256: Oh come on
Bikko256: You think I wanna have sex with a girl with a
DICK??
HornyGirl1986: I suggest you try it sometime, it's a
lot funnier then.
Bikko256: Jesus Christ, this is the fucking online crying
game
HornyGirl1986: heh... I recommend you check out
www.baiting.org .
Bikko256: huh...?
Bikko256: sex chat gone wrong?
HornyGirl1986: yup
HornyGirl1986: It's dead funny.
Bikko256: *roflmao*
Bikko256: Hahahahah
Bikko256: heheh
HornyGirl1986: See, it just took you a little while
to get it.
Bikko256: That was....interesting.
Bikko256: Took me a while to get it? :
Bikko256: :-)
HornyGirl1986: I think so too, 'Marcus'.
Bikko256: LOL
Bikko256: hahah
Bikko256: I knew it was you RIGHT away
HornyGirl1986: I suspected you did.
HornyGirl1986: You're a quick one.
Bikko256: Oh come on
Bikko256: You were doing EVERYTHING you
NORMALLY do...
HornyGirl1986: Oh...? what's that?
Bikko256: like "eh, .."
Bikko256: and "nuh uh"
Bikko256: and wriitng your message like this
and then writing something down here
Bikko256: I mean seriously....
HornyGirl1986: And I'm the only one who does
that? I thought my spelling was what gave me away,
it's too good.
Bikko256: and Nah
Bikko256: Yeah, good spelling..
HornyGirl1986: I need to work on my baiting
skills.
Bikko256: Yeah, you're the only one who does that.
HornyGirl1986: Fuck, it sucks sometimes, being
so damn smart.
Bikko256: heheheh really
Bikko256: if you're gonna be *13...*
Bikko256: type in all lowercase or something...
Bikko256: and don't type too FAST...
Bikko256: Marcus *hehe*
HornyGirl1986: You should check out baiting.org,
it's really funny. Baiting can be a lot of fun.
Bikko256: I'm looking at it..
HornyGirl1986: Sweet
Bikko256: Oh yes.
Bikko256: "Sweet."
Bikko256: Another giveaway....
HornyGirl1986: Damn, i thought I had you at least
for a while there.
Bikko256: *grin* heheh
Bikko256: I laughed my ass off when you pulled the 8
inch dick out
HornyGirl1986: Why did you go along with my
baiting attempt? And why did you pretend to be
pissed if it was so funny?
Bikko256: and.... you didn't ask me what i look like...
took ya long enough to ask how old i was :-)
Bikko256: Heheheh, trying to screw wtih you back
HornyGirl1986: hehe
Bikko256: wait. there are BOTS... that bait...?
HornyGirl1986: You'd probly make a better baiter
than me, I bought that for a couple minutes, hence
the "sorry about that, man"
HornyGirl1986: But then you started laughing and I
was like "Okay, the jig is up."
Bikko256: Sorry about that man?
HornyGirl1986: Yea, on ICQ, I sent you a
message that said like, "*wipes a tear of laughter
away* Ahhh... sorry about that man, that didn't go
how I planned"
Bikko256: Oh, yeah. :-) hehe
Bikko256: how was it planned, hehe
HornyGirl1986: yeah, I expected you to not play
along so much. I didn't think you were a
cybering-with-13-year-olds kinda bloke. (At least I
didn't use much if any British slang, that's a dead
giveaway.)
Bikko256: heeheheh
Bikko256: I'm NOT a cybering with 13 year olds kinda
bloke....
HornyGirl1986: Mm hmm. But 'Marcus' is.
Bikko256: though actually the only girl I ever DID cyber
with was 14.... but i was like 16 at the time
Bikko256: hahah
HornyGirl1986: hehehe
Bikko256: oh..btw..
Bikko256: i noticed your IM go offline before
HornyGirl1986 im'd me.... so it really is an extra challenge to
bait someone you KNOW...
HornyGirl1986: Yup. hehe... you're a quick one.
I was thinking about that actually. My minimum shag
age is 15, or a particularly precocious 14. And that'll
be going up soon cos my birthday is at the end of
the month.
Bikko256: Ah........ yes.
HornyGirl1986: Luckily all my honeys are 15 or
over.
Bikko256: My minimum shag age is probably 16. A
very mature 16..
HornyGirl1986: bah
HornyGirl1986: I guess you have to since you're
18, anyone under 16 is a felony, I thin.
Bikko256: yeah... even 16 might be..
HornyGirl1986: uptight fuckers. I've been pointing
that out to Jess and Alex, that I can't shag them
legally after the end of this month.
HornyGirl1986: Alex has pointed it out to me
before, probly cos she wants to do me.
Bikko256: *shakes head* that's sucky
HornyGirl1986: what's sucky?
Bikko256: That you can't legally shag them.
Bikko256: If you can legally shag them NOW, it
shouldn't CHAGNE later..
HornyGirl1986: Yeah, but I'm just using that to get
some, if they'll have it after it's illegal I'll still do either
of em.
Bikko256: heheheheheh
HornyGirl1986: Jess is more like a girlfriend to me,
but Alex is like the friend/bandmate you can cry on
the shoulder of (and then copulate with).
HornyGirl1986: The latter being the one I'm more
likely to get a piece of anytime soon.
Bikko256: Nice... Is this Alex... hot?
HornyGirl1986: I dunno if I'd call her hot, but she
is good looking.
Bikko256: heheh.... you claimed to *live in chicago* and
like *mxpx*... i was laughing my ass off... at first i'm like....
WAIT!! HAHA! THIS IS DAN!... or is it...? YES!!
Bwaahahah!!
Bikko256: Cool
HornyGirl1986: MxPx and Blink 182, I was
supposed to sound like a teeny-bopperish normal
type chick.
HornyGirl1986: And why did the Chicago part tip
you off? I tell all the mooks I bait that.
Bikko256: because I practically live in chicago...
HornyGirl1986: Chuh. the world doesn't revolve
around you, mate.
Bikko256: Blink 182, that's ok, but the MxPx part...
because YOU love MxPx...
HornyGirl1986: I shoulda said Fenix TX.
HornyGirl1986: I think they're touring with Blink,
they're on the Jailbait soundtrack.
HornyGirl1986: Teeny boppers love that shit
Bikko256: hhahahahaahha
HornyGirl1986: But so do I.
Bikko256: oh man... this one ... Jacksonn918...
LOL.................. that was awesome
Bikko256: your info said MxPx..
Bikko256: and the part about being 13 and so interested
in sex...
HornyGirl1986: *shrug* That's to ensnare
dim-witted pedophiles.
HornyGirl1986: A few of them are pretty clever,
but a lot of them, as evidenced by baiting.org, are
total fucking morons.
Bikko256: ahh..... i kinda had thought you made up the
screen name just to try to bait me
HornyGirl1986: Nope, you're not that special.
HornyGirl1986: I use this name for all baits. I also
had 'Tart87', but since Tart is British, it never got
any IMs.
HornyGirl1986: HornyGirl only gets occasional
IMs, she's not that popular.
Bikko256: hehehe...
Bikko256: they have search engines, huh...?
HornyGirl1986: yup
Bikko256: ahhh, you usually wait for people to
randomly IM you....
HornyGirl1986: yup. I IMed a guy once, but he
was kinda cool and I couldn't bring myself to bait
him.
Bikko256: ah.
Bikko256: Huh.
HornyGirl1986: I need to think of new ways to
bait people, the little girl with the big dick is gonna
get boring.
HornyGirl1986: hey, have you got AllAdvantage?
Bikko256: All Advantage? No.....
HornyGirl1986: It's sweet, you let them put a
banner at the bottom of your browser, and they pay
you for it.
HornyGirl1986: If you get it and use my referral
ID, I get paid for your surfing time too.
HornyGirl1986: Shit, i should just send it to all my
homies.
Bikko256: Huh... hehe, have you gotten any money
from them yet?
HornyGirl1986: oh sure
HornyGirl1986: I got like 25 bucks on Sunday, it
was very conveniently timed.
HornyGirl1986: I'd gotten more in the past too, my
last check from them was for like 30 bucks.
Bikko256: Wow......
Bikko256: Damn...!
Bikko256: For doin' nothing...
HornyGirl1986: For surfing the web, I'm surprised
you hadn't heard of it before.
Bikko256: I don't surf much
HornyGirl1986: chuh
HornyGirl1986: well this'll help motivate you, 50
cents an hour.
Bikko256: Huh.... Wow you spent 60 hours surfing... in
what a month?
HornyGirl1986: yup
HornyGirl1986: They pay by the month.
Bikko256: so how do they know you're surfing and not
just leaving the computer on all the time?
HornyGirl1986: They don't pay you for idling, you
have to be clicking links or scrolling text or
downloading or something.
Bikko256: huh..
HornyGirl1986: yup
HornyGirl1986: it's pretty sweet. Be sure to use
my referrer code, BFK-910
Bikko256: if I sign up... will do
HornyGirl1986: tight
Bikko256: huh... can't one write a program that will
*automatically* surf...?
Bikko256: so you can just leave it on a few hours each
day with your program running while you're jamming on
guitar..?
HornyGirl1986: Theoretically, I'm sure, but they'll
only pay you for so many hours per month.
Bikko256: (hey, you can always look at the screen
occasionally while playing your geetar...)
HornyGirl1986: Or better yet, down load a big file,
I think that counts.
Bikko256: oh......huh
Bikko256: download a big file..... don't tell me it just
pays you by the bytes you receive :-) that'd be too easy
Bikko256: I'd just leave Napster on hehe
HornyGirl1986: Nah, it's for the time.