• Baiting is fun
  • Who the fuck is LBSD?
  • I'm depressed and whining!
  • Fucked Up Shit About Me You Probably Didn't Want Or Need To Know
  • Follow-up: How to extend your middle finger at Lars
  • Metallica sucks big hairy donkey nuts for quarters
  • Age limits
  • The News
  • Sturgeon's Law
  • Jailbait: The Movie
  • Dreams I've had (or, the subconscious ramblings of a vaguely disturbed individual)
  • Landmark dates
  • Homophobia
  • Special update, just for Jackie!
  • Obligatory Disclaimer (READ ME, DAMNIT)
  • About my web-mastering skillz (ph43r!!!)
  • My one-man Quake Clan
  • A Bitch about The Religious Right
  • People Who Don't Suck
  • Word Definitions, According To Me
  • Poems and the occasional journal excerpt from my vacation
  • What the hell does that mean? (Or, I Mouth Off About What I Think Other People's Songs Are About)
  • Interview with Boy Kicks Girl! Get excited!!!
  • The Perfect Chick (better known as, egocentric rambling)
  • Why MxPx is crescent fresh
  • Chicks Are Stupid, Part 1
  • Wack-Ass Links
  • Buzz Clips
  • Stuff you need in your college dorm
  • This chick rules
  • Show reviews
  • Philosophy on fate
  • Hate mail