Baiting is fun
Who the fuck is LBSD?
I'm depressed and whining!
Fucked Up Shit About Me You Probably Didn't Want Or Need To Know
Follow-up: How to extend your middle finger at Lars
Metallica sucks big hairy donkey nuts for quarters
Age limits
The News
Sturgeon's Law
Jailbait: The Movie
Dreams I've had (or, the subconscious ramblings of a vaguely disturbed individual)
Landmark dates
Homophobia
Special update, just for Jackie!
Obligatory Disclaimer (READ ME, DAMNIT)
About my web-mastering skillz (ph43r!!!)
My one-man Quake Clan
A Bitch about The Religious Right
People Who Don't Suck
Word Definitions, According To Me
Poems and the occasional journal excerpt from my vacation
What the hell does that mean? (Or, I Mouth Off About What I Think Other People's Songs Are About)
Interview with Boy Kicks Girl! Get excited!!!
The Perfect Chick (better known as, egocentric rambling)
Why MxPx is crescent fresh
Chicks Are Stupid, Part 1
Wack-Ass Links
Buzz Clips
Stuff you need in your college dorm
This chick rules
Show reviews
Philosophy on fate
Hate mail